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Wednesday Nov 10, 2004

Nov 10, 2004
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a farking bird shat on my head today while I was on a bank run at work.

dvb and I are going to the patch to search for deliciously gaudy christmas sweaters with reindeer heads and snowflakes on them. Wish us luck!

Does my profile picture make me look abused? Lemonkid seems to think so. I showed him what abuse really looks like.



I can't believe my parents gave me a mullet puke
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acidevangelist:
I could send you a case if you want wink
Nov 10, 2004
dookiejones:
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesakat my love.


You're new profile picture looks like a fresh picture silly girl. And yes...I'm still going to steal your Peachy/Bitey cat because I can. Funny story...I was watching the Simpsons and the "I call the big one Bitey" was on and I laughed out loud because I thought of you and your kitten.

If you're not careful, I'll steal your boy too just so that the princess will wake up and everyone will be gone and you'll be like, "Oh no...what shall I do?" And they'll be a ransom note saying,

"I've got your boy and your kittens....bake me 300 cookies pronto or you'll never see their smug faces again. -B-."

You had a MULLET....HAHAHAHAHAH......*points and laughs*

The funny thing is, the first thing I noticed...wasn't the mullett, it wasn't the black eye....it was the Cabbage Patch shirt.....you were a pretty fucking cool kid. Rockin the Cabbage Patch...making out w/ ET.....we could've been down.

Love the novel? Good you better.....Xmas is coming soon and I can't wait for your package of love from you to ME!!
*whispers*
It's going to mean so much to me so you BEST send it.

Toodles. kiss
Nov 11, 2004

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