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Today was also a boring day. I cleaned and watched Discovery Health and TLC. Today on Discovery Heath there's apparently a "Body Challenge: Ultimate Slim Down." I like watching these shows because they make me feel better about myself (because I have yet to hit obese like the people featured on this show have), but some of these people are just plain pussies.

I feel bad about saying that, but I really shouldn't. For example, there's this guy on right now named Forrest who's 260 but lookin to hit 160. He's a total pussy. He was gagging down tuna fish and vegetable soup, which was just so beyond disgusting to watch. He also vomited half-way through his workout with his personal trainer.

I hate people like that.

I mean, good for you, you've decided to lose weight and don't mind the whole world watching. But for the sake of the gods, grow up. Gagging dow your food is something that a child younger than four would do. Hell, my parents never ever ever let me do that, though my half-sisters still do. It's so gross and disgusting that I was compelled to write about it.

And after watching this, I wanted to work out, but I can't find my God damn MP3 player. I have an elliptical machine that my father bought me (he said that it probably sucks to be me because being as tall as I am, I probably intimidate guys enough as it, without even adding the extra pounds), which was pretty cool because I like working on it. But I don't like working on it without some music to listen to. Unfortunately, I lost it. I've looked everywhere. I think that my father found it and is currently holding it from me so I'll ask for it back (he's a huge control freak and loves to yell). But oh well.

I'm off to once again attempt to be a better me.

-Samm