So Jon found a new girlfriend. I could not be more excited for him. I mean, well, he hasn't told me, but I got the hint, lol, I read his comments and the one he leaves on everybody else's pages, I do that with everybody (if I'm bored enough). So anyways, well, I'm definitely gonna be ok. I mean, well... I don't know whether I should feel bad, because THAT'S what he left me for, or if I should feel fantastic, because... well, that's what he left me for.
Seriously though, I know that even with the extra pounds, I can seriously find a cuter guy that Jon. But... hey, Jon's got a nice body and he's tall... but... damn, that's the second-best he can do? I can't believe I ever felt sorry for myself after seeing who's taking my place.
It makes sense though. She's short enough, so she probably wouldn't hit his head when he hugged her (I did that too many times). Her name's "Nadia" and she's a bit pudgy, but it's so cute, he trespasses to see her. And he loves her. So I'm glad it happend.
But he's not the one I'm waiting for! And never again, will he be. He can just kiss my ass for kissing me though.
Besides, once they break it off, I know he'll come crawling back, and this just makes the "I don't think so" even sweeter.
So now I'm on my OWN rebound schedule, and the next guy, sorry, the real guy that's going to have the oportunity to kiss me has another thing commin'... for I am Samm. I'm a fucking Goddess. Any man that can't see how devoted I could be for them, how much I could love them, how much I want to give them, can kiss my ass. And God damn it, now I'm definitely going to lose the extra pounds and get a new hair-do and a whole new attitude so I can find someone better, because I know I can. And those poor little boys who liked me but never asked me out are going to look back and say, "Damn it, I wish I didn't miss my chance."
That's right, a new version of Samm is FINALLY available! IN STORES NOW!!! This one's a hot item... better buy it quick before the next one comes out, because that one's SURE to be top-of-the-line!
-Samm
P.S. I'm not trying to be cocky, really. I'm still one of the same Samm, just with a smile.
Seriously though, I know that even with the extra pounds, I can seriously find a cuter guy that Jon. But... hey, Jon's got a nice body and he's tall... but... damn, that's the second-best he can do? I can't believe I ever felt sorry for myself after seeing who's taking my place.
It makes sense though. She's short enough, so she probably wouldn't hit his head when he hugged her (I did that too many times). Her name's "Nadia" and she's a bit pudgy, but it's so cute, he trespasses to see her. And he loves her. So I'm glad it happend.
But he's not the one I'm waiting for! And never again, will he be. He can just kiss my ass for kissing me though.
Besides, once they break it off, I know he'll come crawling back, and this just makes the "I don't think so" even sweeter.
So now I'm on my OWN rebound schedule, and the next guy, sorry, the real guy that's going to have the oportunity to kiss me has another thing commin'... for I am Samm. I'm a fucking Goddess. Any man that can't see how devoted I could be for them, how much I could love them, how much I want to give them, can kiss my ass. And God damn it, now I'm definitely going to lose the extra pounds and get a new hair-do and a whole new attitude so I can find someone better, because I know I can. And those poor little boys who liked me but never asked me out are going to look back and say, "Damn it, I wish I didn't miss my chance."
That's right, a new version of Samm is FINALLY available! IN STORES NOW!!! This one's a hot item... better buy it quick before the next one comes out, because that one's SURE to be top-of-the-line!
-Samm
P.S. I'm not trying to be cocky, really. I'm still one of the same Samm, just with a smile.
amtrak2:
hey there cutee...u can def find someone better, and that someone is me 