ahhh...got a really great series of messages in my okcupid mailbox today:
HIM: Your face reminds me of sex.
ME: ha! i love that comment! :-D
why, exactly?
HIM: Cause the act of looking at your face makes me immediately feel as though I am nearly at the climax of coitus. Speaking candidly, you're my type and "I liek toly think yore mega HaWt".
-You seem pretty interesting aswell-
*End Transmission*
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that made me smile, perhaps too much. he is 22, why is it that i am completely irresistable to younger men? i don't have the patience for that kind of relationship. i didn't date guys that young back when i was that young...why would i do it now? mmm...i guess i overlook the potential of getting laid often and like there is no tomorrow. i miss that!
amidst the turmoil, i have a date tonight. not with the smooth operator quoted above, but with a philosopher and yes, i am serious. well, he's a philosophy professor that moved into town fairly recently, but he grew up around here. he doesn't drink and is vegan, but has those deep brown eyes and a completely fantastic ass. we'll see what happens. i am looking to drink my fucking face off, so it should be interesting.
HIM: Your face reminds me of sex.
ME: ha! i love that comment! :-D
why, exactly?
HIM: Cause the act of looking at your face makes me immediately feel as though I am nearly at the climax of coitus. Speaking candidly, you're my type and "I liek toly think yore mega HaWt".
-You seem pretty interesting aswell-
*End Transmission*
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that made me smile, perhaps too much. he is 22, why is it that i am completely irresistable to younger men? i don't have the patience for that kind of relationship. i didn't date guys that young back when i was that young...why would i do it now? mmm...i guess i overlook the potential of getting laid often and like there is no tomorrow. i miss that!
amidst the turmoil, i have a date tonight. not with the smooth operator quoted above, but with a philosopher and yes, i am serious. well, he's a philosophy professor that moved into town fairly recently, but he grew up around here. he doesn't drink and is vegan, but has those deep brown eyes and a completely fantastic ass. we'll see what happens. i am looking to drink my fucking face off, so it should be interesting.
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Sorry, that's my ageism rant for today. My best friend gets it on a regular basis.