so i went out last night. it was refreshing in several ways:
- tanqueray and tonic at my favorite bar in Ypsi. my old stomping grounds, the tap room
- raspberry stoli and cranberry at another bar, we were just getting warmed up for...
- diet coke at Deja Vu, the nude strip club mecca of Ypsilanti. i had never been there before and man, it was fun. my life had been sorely lacking in "tits to the face" action
so i sent the doctor an email. i hope he responds favorably. i had to lay all my shit on the line...being stood up two dates in a row really hurt my feelings. even if he was working and unable to get out of it, i would at least like an "i'm sorry" text message or a call, or SOMETHING 
that's not too much to ask, is it? i guess we'll see what he says.
You should never have a lack of tits in your face action!