violet

Ok the playboy party was LAME... but the best people watching event EVER! I have never seen so many sleezy men, and wanna be playboy bunnies in my life... Every fat and ugly stripper, with too much peroxide in her hair, and an ass too cottage cheesy to be in white hip hugging pants was there, dancing like they were the shit, with a guy who looked like one of the guys from Night at the roxberry.

I was with Zona, and Lenore, and my friend Melody... We decided to play a game of truth or dare... (which was my genius idea!)

First i made zona kiss some bald guys sweaty head.

Then I got dared to find the oldest guy in the joint, run by him and smack him in the ass and run away... It was so hilarious, he didn't know what had happened... his son found me later, and told me that he was so happy i did that because i made his dad's night....cause he is 63! omg...that's so funny...

But it gets way better, there was a guy that was there that was at least eighty, i dared Lenore to go up and booty dance on him... She did... He LOVED it... People were circling around taking pics of this sight and cracking up hysterically... Then Zona Jumped and started humping his other leg....he grabbed her ass...and people were dying laughing../.

Then WE stuck ice cubes down peoples shirts...and there was this hard rock wanna be guy, who was trying to be all hardcore with his super long goatee, his freshly fake and baked skin, and his nails were painted all black, and his hair was all black, and he was the worst poser looking rock dood me and the girls had ever seen.

So first we were going to pretend to puke on him...but instead Zona went up to him and said SATAN, is that YOU!@!!??!?!?!??! And he was like yes...and we just looked at him like he was a fucking retard and ran out the door.

It was the best night ever!