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Everybody's saying that you want steady with Tyler... and this was right after you french kissed Dan!!! **gasp** and my friends say that Chuck is in love with you....

Oooo you bizzy! I'm glad you survived the semester in one piece. I like tiny faeries too only with extremely large boobies relative to their tiny tinkerbellesque bodies. So large, in fact that they are top heavy and forced to fly upside down like woodstock from the Peanuts. I like to laugh at them and tell them to get a reduction when that happens. They become extremely cross with me and use faerie magic to shrink my crank shaft. At this point, it's aboooouuut 1 millimeter when standing at attention. But you know it's not the size that counts it's how you use it. Leastways, that's what I always tell myself. I've never had the occasion to find out but perhaps I could stretch it out and tie it into penis animals. That would be something, wouldn't it?
Haha! You lost your virginity to a revolutionary war hero! You should be honored to have met a real live Minuteman. All right. Enough of this frikkin' nonsense. I have some important sleeping to which I must attend. I bid you and you and you good night.