violet

What's up with weird guys who sing religious ballads at karoke night? I saw this scary axe murderer type of guy singing some gaylordfalker type of song at karoke night at this lame bar in Eugene. he was wearing a suit and tie about the age of 22-25, and looking like a bucktoothed psycho religious serial killer. I sat there as he very belted at the top of his off key lungs and waited for him to whip out a machedi and start cutting people's heads off...it was quite ridiculous. Everyone looked the other way when the announcer said to give him a hand. My friend said he went to high school with this guy and he comes to sing karoke in a suit and tie, (in a bar full of punk kids) every Wednesday. He also said he had been rumored to have raped some girl in his high school....I thought to myself, WOW high quality folk hang out at karoke night....O

I kicked it with one of my closest girlfriends Mel earlier today, and we talked about boys boys and boys. Seems she has a secret admirer who has been leaving her secret love notes on her pillow and roses on her scooter. She can't tell if he is a stalker, a friend playing a joke, or a possible love interest. She doesn't know if she should be excited to have an admirer or scared for her life?!?!? awwww poopy dick, why doesn't anyone ever write me love letters? All a girl wants is LOVE letters!!!!.... I mean sure I'd like some good hardcore SKULL fucking and dirty needle sexcapades 15x a day...but where is the romance in my life??!?!?!?