violet

Happy Halloween everyone... I have a little joke for you that I made up one year ago after i completely consumed a halfa bottle of adderal....

What did the ghost say when he looked down his boxer shorts?!?!?!?

OMG I HAVE A HOLLOW-WEENIE!!! muaahahahahha god i'm in third grade...

So, I have come to the conclusion that I am the horniest girl in the world, I just had 15 orgasms from my trusty vibrating friend.... i have been feening for orgasms all day... I mean seriously almost going into convulsions i was so horny...and finally after 15 orgasms i feel a little sense of relief... I must go now though cause I'm off to go work out. Btw, My hair turned out awesome!! It is red, carmel blonde and chocolate brown...it's very stripey! I love it! and people are going nuts... so the 100 bucks was worth it.

Now go pin some dirty socks on your lappel and go toa party as "dirty laundry' because you need to get out and party on this holy day of sinfullness.. OOOR go trick or treating as a porn star, using cheesy pick up lines, like, "hey baby wanna make a movie?"... Ooor get a friend and have one of you go as a fire hydrant, and they other as a dog, then attach a yellow string from an extruding dog dick to the hydrant...so you can be the peeing dog/hydrant posse party on the go.
ok i'm done now;.... xoxoxo