In celebration of Personal Ad day! Here is my personal ad!
Me: 5'1, and obsessed midgets because I'm not that far away from being one! 128 lbs, not fat, not skinny, but curvy! Highly sexual, have been described as dripping with sex. Also Silly, goofy, fun loving, adventurous, confident, playful.
Also could be described as The biggest computer nerd in all the land. Bad qualities: Slightly neurotic and over emotional
Into:
going out to sushi or coffee with friends, sitting on my computer endlessly designing and dominating men over the internet. I also enjoy hanging out with friends watching movies, going to parties, bars..and cuddling!
I'm also In the process of writing an autobiography about all of my sexual escapades, relationships, and what I have learned about dominating men over the net... not because it would be interesting and that anyone would actually read it, but because I think it will be extremely enjoyable for me to read 30 yrs from now.
I also love to travel, swimming, creative writing, creating art to put on furnitrue, photography, reading in the sunshine, desiging tshirt logos, masturbating with my trusty vibrator, and living in my own little fantasy world.
Looking for: funny, confident, adorable, fun loving, adventurous, caring, empathetic, intelligent, beautiful skater/snowboarder/punk boy who will promise to spoon me at night, wake me up with kisses on my neck in the morning. Someone who will tell me that i'm the only girl for him and promise to appreciate me when i give him the world. Must give me orgasmic sex sessions everyday for the rest of my life.
Smokers, addicts, pessamists, liars, and cheaters, need not apply. Midgets a plus! Slightly peverted is ok.
Me: 5'1, and obsessed midgets because I'm not that far away from being one! 128 lbs, not fat, not skinny, but curvy! Highly sexual, have been described as dripping with sex. Also Silly, goofy, fun loving, adventurous, confident, playful.
Also could be described as The biggest computer nerd in all the land. Bad qualities: Slightly neurotic and over emotional
Into:
going out to sushi or coffee with friends, sitting on my computer endlessly designing and dominating men over the internet. I also enjoy hanging out with friends watching movies, going to parties, bars..and cuddling!
I'm also In the process of writing an autobiography about all of my sexual escapades, relationships, and what I have learned about dominating men over the net... not because it would be interesting and that anyone would actually read it, but because I think it will be extremely enjoyable for me to read 30 yrs from now.
I also love to travel, swimming, creative writing, creating art to put on furnitrue, photography, reading in the sunshine, desiging tshirt logos, masturbating with my trusty vibrator, and living in my own little fantasy world.
Looking for: funny, confident, adorable, fun loving, adventurous, caring, empathetic, intelligent, beautiful skater/snowboarder/punk boy who will promise to spoon me at night, wake me up with kisses on my neck in the morning. Someone who will tell me that i'm the only girl for him and promise to appreciate me when i give him the world. Must give me orgasmic sex sessions everyday for the rest of my life.
Smokers, addicts, pessamists, liars, and cheaters, need not apply. Midgets a plus! Slightly peverted is ok.
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tryptamine_____:
hey, i'm 5'1" also! i knew i should have talked to you at the motel 6...
violet:
Tryp, I don't remember you being there I was soooo fucked up i barely remember anything from the motel six.
