Tuesday Jul 22, 2003

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Cliff Yoblanski fucking hates you.

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-01.htm

Isn't he one to idol? One day, I'll fucking hate you just as much as he does... who knows, maybe even more.

Song of the moment: Glassjaw- "Piano"

Additional note: Oh yeah, Cliff's sidekick, Uglycat the exceptionally ugly cat fucking hates you too.
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ratgirl:
cliff is the fucking shiz.
shal:
That quote was from the Onion. tongue

Monday Jul 21, 2003

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Sorry, faithful readers, but tonight I have nothing but absolute hate and odium in me... so to avoid offending all them whiny jerk-offs who cruise journals looking for something unpleasant to complain about.. (Oh gosh... that was unintentional, wasn't it?) I shall refrain from writing anything further in this journal.

Other than this:

I hope all my supposed "friends" contract jungle crotchrot and die in...
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bingofuel:
That kicked ass. Feel better?
bingofuel:
That kicked ass. Feel better?

Sunday Jul 20, 2003

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I just watched an episode of "I'm With Busey" starring, of course, Gary Busey. The guy is hiliariously insane, but it's not his fault... well.. yeah, yeah it is.. he should've been wearing a motor cycle helmet while ridin' his hog. Oh well, at least something good has come from something so, so bad.

I almost wet myself laughing when they're trying to get a...
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beaky:
Ohhh yea my kids entering early in the draft next year... muahahah..
nykonnlc:
Glad i'm not the only one who has a fantasy about a damn video game character but damn yeah rikku is hot. Also a fan of LuLu, and I heard they are having FFX-2 and it has a few more girls in it.

I watched an episode of " I'm with Busey" the other night, it was hilarious, the guy is nuts, he was getting all freaked about technology and they brought out that girl from Small Wonder i think, Vikki, It was either her or a real robot, but he got real real freaked out, it was funny.

Saturday Jul 19, 2003

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I'm in a real crazy mood to incorporate Stars Wars quotes into ALL my conversations... especially if they're from Yoda or Dath Vader..

Edit: Katie's body is almost surreal in it's perfection.
But a great rack doesn't speak much about who a person truly is.
sylvain:
Katis rack is surreal (as in paid for)
er:
don't worry, i hear those little speedos are much warmer than you'd expect

wink

Saturday Jul 19, 2003

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This Journal Entry is Rated C for Crap.

I went to see a Giants game with the firm last night... although considering I had a beer I couldn't pal around with the people in the bleachers considering a senior parter was there... who knows me rather well...

So instead I opted to remain with my family in the view reserved section. The sight was better...
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roxypixie:
awww, I liked your journal entry, but i do enjoy naked robot chicks...

Thursday Jul 17, 2003

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So... here's a question for you...

When does this ebbing nausea subside? It's EVER so hard to be nice to -everbody- all the time considering I grew up in the 'take-no-shit' capitol of America, Berkeley, CA.

And when I say 'take-no-shit' captiol of America... I mean, 'homeless-people-asking-you-for-money-and-people-saying-bush-sucks" capitol of America. But I digress...

It's hard to be so nice, and to watch people be so...
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cherry:
You can eat as many cheetos as you want in my world! biggrin

And you know what? Your journal entry speaks volumes to me. VOLUMES I TELL THEE. Seriously, thanks smile I don't feel so alone now...

Cherry xox
nex_flamma:
*opting instead to say nothing*

Tuesday Jul 15, 2003

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http://suicidegirls.com/media/members/52366/1489/15482.jpgp

Look at me, I'm ugly and unkempt!

Edit: Attempt at bringing this link back from the dead. If it still doesn't work, just go into My Pics. It's the third one.

Further Edit: I got my hair cut today... I look like I belong in the marines.. :\
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blush69:
Note to self: go out and buy fishnets.
Thanks for the tip!
Oh, and I definitely agree about the stance on tats.
-Blush
rxqueen:
fix it! fix it!
its broooooooken
frown

Monday Jul 14, 2003

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Umm.. one of the Suicide Girls has a red vagina... I don't know if this should worry me or not... I'm not going to name names... or name vaginas. O.o'

So anyways, played softball earlier tonight... and yes, I kicked ass, hard. And when I say kicked ass, I mean got a lot more points than the other team.

Oh! Oh! Oh! And I talked...
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rxqueen:
and what happens when someone reads this and hasn't seen the movie?!?!?
lucky for you, i already have biggrin

anywayz i got here via deez's page. yr pirate wordage is pretty sexxxy smile
haha well it was more of the fact you used the word scalliwag love
rxqueen:
yeah, you can talk the talk...but can you walk the plank?
err. god that was horrible wink

i love yr profile by the way.
yr quite the witty one, arent you?
hehe you said SASSY
love

Sunday Jul 13, 2003

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List of things I want to do today and and further down the road:

1) Wish everybody a happy birthday on the birthday list. Why? Because it's a damn special time even if they don't think it is and because I'm just a loser like that. Heh.

2) Start losing weight. Christ, I took a look in the mirror other day and wondered where my...
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dave_h:
I got one you can borrow. I'm not even jewish--I found it on the street.
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I think you should do number 9 first and then do 11. oh and quit smoking. bad bad.
muller:
luckily i didn't vote for the dude. Not like there was a real choice or anything. Now i'm wishing I had voted for Howard Stern.

i like #8, 4 and 5

Saturday Jul 12, 2003

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Wow, my first journal entry, exciting isn't it? It's sort of lacking in beer, party streamers, naked chicks (well... -live- naked chicks) an overly excited DJ clad from head to toe in platinum bling, or me leaning over a balcony and throwing up after drinking too much. But now that I think about it, it's not really that big of a deal. But I still...
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quest36833:
HAHA you like Oceans 11....
Well, so do I....
Its pretty sad that I recognized that sorta quote in your Film favorites...
nopantsdave:
such a great profile picture......welcome to the site, eh