Friday Aug 08, 2003

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"... Watermelon..."
"Huh?"
"That or a panda's mischievious look... or sandals with pressure points... Or the smell of blackboard eraser Or a rainy sunday. Well, I like them better than ears of bread."
"Then... let's stop this."

FLCL
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rxqueen:
you know what would be REALLY awesome?
if you got yr fucking arse online!

smile
suburbanslave:
I can hook u up with my mommy if u want...she looks just like me but with money!! U can then some and be our cabana boy at the porno store!!!! kiss

Wednesday Aug 06, 2003

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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet] (1694 - 1778)

I'm too tired and lonely at the moment to say anyting further.
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bryn:
erm... well... i might just go eat a dick for dinner [yum yum], but if i die at your command, what would be the use of applying? hmm? hmm? this is a POP QUIZ!!
ok boy-minus-ghetto-booty. times up.
tongue
bryn:
tis ok luv.
dont you fret yer perdy liddle head.
biggrin

Sunday Aug 03, 2003

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Various Haikus by Violent Tortoise

Happy and Blind
My eyeball is dead
I fucking cut it now
Give me a band-aid

Meow
Beware of my cat
It eats children and midgets
And wears a sports bra

Be Thin or Die
Fitness is simple!
Lose weight and raise energy!
Give me your credit card!

Testosteroni Soup
I told my girlfriend,
Obey my rigid manhood!
Shut up,...
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synnove:
that was quite possibly the
best.
compliment.
evar.
reptar:
Great! biggrin

I love your profile pic.

Saturday Aug 02, 2003

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Eight thousand metres up, the plane is falling from the sky,
Both engines have failed and they are all about to die

The passengers are desperate, the pilot's in a panic
A young woman leaps up at last, her voice is clearly frantic

She rips off her shirt and shouts to all the passengers and crew
'Someone! Make a woman of me! Any man will...
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alyssum:
Curmudgeon Association
fractal:
ha!!! thats brilliant.

Thursday Jul 31, 2003

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"Hoomjabah! .... he exclaimed with great relish."
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mistressmissy:
hiding from 311? heh but they rock. im just a pothead funk girl at heart.
clara:
When I first moved out of my mother's house I was living in a group house with a bunch of boys. I was working full-time at an office job and decided to go back to school. So my schedule was work Monday through Friday from 8:30-5:00 and school Monday through Thursday from 6:00-11:00. I was exhausted all the time and hated coming home to messy boy-kitchen. I started going to my grannie's house between work and school so I could eat dinner there. She was a horrible cook and made some really unappetizing stuff, but I didn't have to make it and she was happy to see me. One night I walked in and she tried to feed me a squirrel. A fucking squirrel! The thing is, I probably would have tried it, but it still looked like a squirrel sitting there in the skillet.

Thursday Jul 31, 2003

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Let's see... ummm.. I don't know.. crap. I've gotten into a fight with.. oh.. pretty much every friend I've made in the past year... regret has yet to sink in, but that's probably because I'm better off without them. Jacqueline, a girl who I regarded as an older sister (who I also caught screwing with another guy at work) has left for San Diego, and...
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escapelle:
tra-la-la
rxqueen:
repulsive? you? what are you talking about?
not that i know you all that well, but yr personality seems great and judging from the pics i've seen of you yr not physically repulsive either. i think yr just crazy biggrin
i'm in need of new friends for the same reasons you are.
the people i know are arse (for the most part) and, like you said - can all go to hell.

anyways hope yr feeling ok.
drop me a line if you wanna shoot the shit.
xo

Tuesday Jul 29, 2003

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"How do you do that?"

"I can do anything I want... and so can you."


skull
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er:
it wasn't cold, you damned tortoise. i just think that swimming at 630am after getting somewhat stoned the night before is...well, somewhat unpleasant. and i'm considering stopping that. or at least doing it earlier in the day when i do do it. but thanks for laughing at me. here, i'll return the favor.

hahahahahahahahahah!

and i was going to say, wow, it's so nice to update and then have a response waiting for me like 30 seconds later. hmph.
cherry:
Kungfooing a lamp is always fun wink

Cherry xox

Saturday Jul 26, 2003

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http://www.thejoyboys.com/sound/ron1.mpg

This commercial has made me seriously consider becoming an anarchist....
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bryn:
when outside, i usually spit while making extreme eye contact when a guy even looks at me funny [suprisingly enough, most men dont find spitting to be an attractive quality]. now, thanks to you, VT, i have indoor ideas!biggrin
requiem:
I'd think the successful adaptation of that company throughout the years would demonstrate the value of Capitalism...

Friday Jul 25, 2003

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I walked in on two co-workers having sex today... hoo boy... it took all the will inside of me to NOT run around the office screaming like a school girl with spiders in her hair.

Too bad my will power failed... heh.

I also found out that another coworker in the office worked with on the Mike Tyson case as a paralegal. Apparently, he's not...
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pigtails:
Hey thanks, I was getting pretty concerned there myself. The chamber would have sucked for quite a few reasons.
rxqueen:
ok well come sept 17th you can rock me...
but just for that day wink
damn virgos
smile

Thursday Jul 24, 2003

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Glllllluuuueee! GLLLLUUUUEEEE!

Fucking zombies...
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roxypixie:
ahh. zombies! kill it, kill it!
cherry:
Yeah, white spirit!! WHITE SPIRIT!! Freeee the gluuuuue.

Ahem.

Cherry xox

P.S It's not annoying, but it is annoying when I was being sarcastic, which I was... mostly.

P.P.S Hate monsters unite!! mad
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