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roxypixie:
meh?
rxqueen:
*shakes head*
don't be startin nutthin' you cant finish.

anyway, i figured if Brian Dennehy (im too lazy to check the spelling) was gonna take my virginity (tho its been long gone already)
that this guy ( http://images3.fotki.com/v34/photos/4/42122/280120/347846294284l-vi.jpg ) is gonna take yours!
muwahahaha!
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Love feels no burden,
thinks nothing of trouble,
attempts what is above its strength,
pleads no excuse of impossibility...
It is therefore able to undertake all things,
and it completes many things,
and warrants them to take effect,
where he who does not love would faint and lie down.
Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not.
Though weary, it is not tired;
though pressed, it...
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sarc:
Le zoo... Le skunk.

LE YIPE!
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I just wrote an entire entry about my experience last night at Thee Parkside... and for some reason my browser went backwards and it all disappeared to some parallel dimension...

So.. I'll just sum the experience up briefly.

-Met people
-Had a good time
-Paul_Mua'Dib rocks
-Coco's fishnet stockings rocked too
-Weird Japanese alien film with rotating super drill cocks did not rock
-Missing the...
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dave_h:
its all about the Dave_H dance. you can not fuck wit it.
fudoh:
actually it was something coco told me, she said white leather is hot
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*Slowly stands up* Uh... hi everyone. My name's Josh... and I love women with short hair.

Yes. It's true. No matter what the color or style, as long as it's short, I love it... along with the woman who the hair belongs to. Body type? Irrelevant. Pretty or not? Irrelevant. As long as short hair is in the picture, count me in. I can't explain...
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cherry:
Oh yah, I did have a tonne of fun... I think they saw the bossy side of me though confused

Cherry xox

P.S Hello Josh, my name's Cherry.
bryn:
Snows new set is rad. i love it.
shes the only girl i know that can still look hot with sleepy circles.

so who won...you or the bear?
and whats with that penguin?
did you kick its ass too?
bitchslap it!
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My First Time Being Watched

The night was dark
The moon brightly shone
My first and I were all alone

Her skin was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.

She wanted to see
She wanted to watch
She wanted to see me carress and touch

And then I decided
To go to work
And with my hands I...
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fractal:
rainbow humper
ophelia:
d00d... I always have conversations with chairs. And tables. And other random inanimate objects.
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I've deceided that this Halloween will include the coolest costume since my Cookie Monster outfit I wore in the 6th grade.... any suggestions anyone?

P.S. A pirate outfit is OUT of the goddamn question, goddamnit.
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bryn:
but youve got the sexy johnny depp pirate eyeliner going on in your profile pic. and pirates are soooooo cute. *pouts* perdy pleeeez?

i write a novel a day. its all for your benefit.biggrin
bryn:
cleaning green is such a sweet find.

i will definitely help you with a costume. we will stop, colaborate and listen...erm, plan. [sorry. that early 90s just popped out without my permission].
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Good things have a bad habit of ending before that bastard "appreciation" drags his sorry ass into the scene...

Teh.. I'm too boring to have a meaningful journal entry. Except of course my marriage proposal to RxQueen. Now I just have to find a way to sustain marriage across the United States of ... blah blah blah.
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throatneedle:
Whatever..Im so black, I go to funerals naked
So dont give me that 'only us niggas can say nigga' shit

Nigga

Whitey!

Haha
roxypixie:
Yeah, that whole cross the country thing really sucks. No good at all!
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The last journal entry was lame..... so I'm replacing it! Yaaay!

DON'T PUSH THAT 'PREVIOUS' BUTTON

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!

I SWEAR I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND ANALLY SAVAGE YOU IF YOU DO!

DON'T YOU DO IT!

Okay.. fine.. do it.. whatever...
nopantsdave:
That last entry really was fucking lame
druj:
hehe...that was fun!!! biggrin
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUSH THE BUTTON! NOW PREPARE FOR THE MOST HORRIFIC SODOMIZATION OF YOUR LIFE! GWA HAHAHA
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"It's all calypso.
But it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down frowning,
But it's not easy to know.
It's just a tango.
But it's not easy, you know.
I walk around with my horns out now,
But it's not easy to know.

How can you heal?
If you don't ease back the blame.
Knowing you're right, won't you heal?"


My...
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rickroyal:
"Ape Dos Mil" - Glassjaw. Not sure it's a great song, but it's a pretty enjoyable one.

And Angelina Jolie is certainly a worthy crush. Pity about that whole Billy-Bob Thorton thing.