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Tuesday Sep 02, 2003

Sep 2, 2003
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These pancakes tastes like love...

Fine.. fine.. I'll tell you all about myself.. once I get in the mood.. which should be sometimes after I find some pants.
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http://www.unicornsunited.com/unicorn/starwars/INDEX.HTML

Heh... you know what? It'd be simply too easy to derive a new form of mockery from this website. Bottom line; I love the creator of this website, and when I say love, I mean detest with every fiber of my being. And when I say website, I mean-... well.. no, I mean website.. yeah.
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rxqueen:
dear sir or madam,
i take it from the lack of information about yourself, that you still have not found pants. In which case, you should come over...
oh goodness, i crack myself up whatever

So. Yeah with yr obscure local band rant, you make me feel really dyslexic when i read except as expect which is what im guessing its ment to be. but then again im stipud so what do i know?

MY MOM IS MAKING ME EAT RED MEAT TODAY
*quivers, then dies*
Sep 3, 2003
caz:
that site scares me, but i cant say why?
Sep 3, 2003

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