violenttortoise

Eight thousand metres up, the plane is falling from the sky,
Both engines have failed and they are all about to die

The passengers are desperate, the pilot's in a panic
A young woman leaps up at last, her voice is clearly frantic

She rips off her shirt and shouts to all the passengers and crew
'Someone! Make a woman of me! Any man will do!'

A bloke three rows back sees his chance - is this his dying wish?
He rips his shirt off, flings it at her and says 'Here! Iron this!'

I wanted to go to the Harold Ray show last night and meet some SGSF members, but one of the firms clients is going through an audit so I had to log in some serious overtime... and once I was done, I was much to tired to go over the bay, get ready, and then travel all the way back. Oh well, perhaps another time.