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"How do you do that?"

"I can do anything I want... and so can you."


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er:
it wasn't cold, you damned tortoise. i just think that swimming at 630am after getting somewhat stoned the night before is...well, somewhat unpleasant. and i'm considering stopping that. or at least doing it earlier in the day when i do do it. but thanks for laughing at me. here, i'll return the favor.

hahahahahahahahahah!

and i was going to say, wow, it's so nice to update and then have a response waiting for me like 30 seconds later. hmph.
Jul 31, 2003
cherry:
Kungfooing a lamp is always fun wink

Cherry xox
Jul 31, 2003

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