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Friday Jul 25, 2003

Jul 25, 2003
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I walked in on two co-workers having sex today... hoo boy... it took all the will inside of me to NOT run around the office screaming like a school girl with spiders in her hair.

Too bad my will power failed... heh.

I also found out that another coworker in the office worked with on the Mike Tyson case as a paralegal. Apparently, he's not a bad guy. She punched him too... which I find funny for obvious reasons.

On another note... I really have to try harder to be nice to my fellow SG members... the other day I was in a bad mood and was spreading the hate. It's good to be a scurvy mother fucker at times so you don't fall in with the crowd... but I try to remain 'considerate'.

Song of the moment: The Used- "Zero Mechanism"

P.S. I found my pills! Now the homocidal tenedecies are fading and the voices aren't so loud.
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pigtails:
Hey thanks, I was getting pretty concerned there myself. The chamber would have sucked for quite a few reasons.
Jul 26, 2003
rxqueen:
ok well come sept 17th you can rock me...
but just for that day wink
damn virgos
smile
Jul 26, 2003

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