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Sunday Jul 13, 2003

Jul 13, 2003
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List of things I want to do today and and further down the road:

1) Wish everybody a happy birthday on the birthday list. Why? Because it's a damn special time even if they don't think it is and because I'm just a loser like that. Heh.

2) Start losing weight. Christ, I took a look in the mirror other day and wondered where my six pack ran off to... must be the work of those goddamn pilsbury biscuits I've taken a liking to. Yeah, I realize it's easy to say I'm going to lose weight, but doing it is a different thing. So I need someone to get on my ass and bug me about excercising again.

3) Finish the Lord of the Rings. I haven't read a whole lot in the past few days, but only because I've been kind of busy. The only chances I get to read is when I'm taking public transportation, so I need to devote some time to sitting down and catching up on what's going on in Middle-earth, the party-central.

4) Not be an asshole.

5) Really, really focus on not being an asshole.

6) Cut down on cigarettes. I'm going to meander into Longs Drugs today and buy myself some nicorette or a patch.. I dunno. This'll be SO much harder after seeing the Fractal: Shock set. I kind of melted into a pile of ooze when I saw picture #10 (see for youself if you don't grasp the corolation).

7) Cut my nails. I could eviscerate an armidillo with these goddamn things...

8) Make someone think.

"The statement below is true.

"The stament above is false.

"Which of these statements is correct?"

9) Convince a lady-she-female-friend of mine to apply to become an SG model. She really has no confidence in her looks... but I believe whole-heartedly she has what it takes. Er.. except she doesn't have any tattoos or piercings. I wonder if Missy would be satisfied with one of those fake tattoos you apply with a sponge...

10) Do my friggen laundry.

11) Resist the urge to ignore all of the above and just lie to to nap.
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Edit: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CIGARETTES!? GAAAH! mad
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
dave_h:
I got one you can borrow. I'm not even jewish--I found it on the street.
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I think you should do number 9 first and then do 11. oh and quit smoking. bad bad.
Jul 13, 2003
muller:
luckily i didn't vote for the dude. Not like there was a real choice or anything. Now i'm wishing I had voted for Howard Stern.

i like #8, 4 and 5
Jul 14, 2003

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