violentpatriot

Sex sells.
It is an overly simple cliche that is the truth. And women, despite your innocent outer appearance, are worse then the boys. You are more discrete about it but the truth is the truth.

My most popular blog entries have always been about sex. Fine.

I will now cater to the lowest common denominator and share a story from my adventurous past. In Germany they have these legal sanctioned brothels called FKK's. Now me being me has never had a moral problem with the concept of paying for sex but as of yet had never done it. So again being me what do I do... I make sure to partake in this traditional passage of manhood in a place where it is 100% legal, government sanctioned and regulated. I know. I know. I'm also the guy who went to Thailand to train in Muay Thai and brought his wife. Dumb dumb dumb.

So I am on leave from Iraq and I make my return flight go to Frankfurt where I get a hotel for a week. I am now an official sex tourist. A degenerate! I am so proud of myself. I read all the reviews, did all my research, etc. The best FKK was about an hour out of town. I rented a car with a GPS... minus the shock of being back in civilization it was pretty easy.

This place is amazing. It is literally a mansion. Think the playboy mansion because that is what it feels like. You walk through the doors to this gorgeous house and inside is ?? 75+ naked, BEAUTIFUL, women just hanging out. Sitting in the pool. Sitting by the bar. Lounging, eating etc. And you can have sex with any of them! I remember walking in, looking around and thinking to myself... "This is the way life is suppose to be."

So these stories come from the same trip. They never failed to get all my friends laughing.

So the second girl I was with that night was a very sweet eastern European girl who we had some kind of connection with. We are in post coital cuddle and she says 'You remind me of my boyfriend only he is much bigger' she says referring to my penis size. Ummm. ok? I thought prostitutes were suppose to tell you how huge you are and great you are?! I think she meant it as a compliment so I smiled and kissed her forehead and wrote it off as maybe a cultural difference/ language gap.

Later that night I am again saying goodbye to a very nice Caribbean girl and she sincerely liked me and was hugging me as I was leaving and she looks down and fondles my peen and says "I like your penis. It is not too big."

hehehe. I think it is funny cause I know they meant well but when I tell the story to friends it is always in outrage and horror