violentpatriot

Have you guys ever seen The Bachelor?

I remember watching the first episode of the first season. I stood up and applauded when it was over. In the first fifteen minutes of this show, reality television has set back the woman's rights movement by twenty years.
It was so awesome to watch. All the pettiness and insecurity and backstabbing as they clamored like school girls trying to get the guy's attention. Brilliant!

If you ever want to know a woman's faults, ask her friends. - Benjamin Franklin

So why do I mention this television genius?

Laura and I were watching the Soup and a clip of the Bachelor came on showing a dozen or so beautiful young girls arguing with each other over one guy. And I realized.... that is all that I want! I want a dozen beautiful [Suicide] Girls competing for my attention and then when I want some quiet time I come back to my loving wife and the sofa.

Seriously. Is it that much to ask for?

(nobody thinks I am funnier then me. I have heard that from several loves in my life)

And today if I could sleep with anyone from my friends list it would be.... Kay because she is back from Antarctica! That is bad ass! Although I have to be honest... I find her kind of intimidating. Not that she would ever know that. We would probably end up breaking furniture or something.