Question. What is the most dangerous bear?
Fact. The Black Bear is the most dangerous bear.
So apparently when you feel like a caged wild animal it is good to do crafts to help take your mind off the fact that you are a caged wild animal. And of course by crafts I assume they meant drugs. OK Not really. But it sounds a lot funnier this way
Ive found that rolling joints is relaxing and takes a similar level of concentration/creativity as doing a basic craft. So check out my cool little world of rolling paper.
So there are these hemp papers the best I have tried so far is Raw. Hempline is just as good and a smaller company. Both are made in Spain which I think is pretty cool cause I grew up in Spain. Ive tried others but nothing to mention. You can immediately taste the difference once it isnt a hemp paper.
Then for Tips I stuck with Raw. I have some hemp tips coming in that I am looking forward to trying and also some RooR tips. If it says RooR on it I buy it like a Cape Cod Frat Boy at an Izod store.
Do you want to hear a rambling story? Many years ago I was with my then GF/Wife now visiting her brother who lives in the Rhode Island. We went to Sunday Brunch in some local spot by the beach and everyone in there looked like they were right out of the movie Wedding Crashers. Polos, Izods, Shorts and brown shoes. Talking about sailing. No exaggeration these were EXACTLY those people from that movie. Well not the exact people cause they were actors but you know what I mean.
So that was pretty amazing in itself. But I locked eyes with this absolutely adorable, beautiful, all American girl next door, sitting in the Sailing People party. And she was one of them. Wearing a nice summer dress and an expensive haircut and perfect make up and manners. She was great.
So our eyes locked and I just wanted to grab her by the hand and take her in the restroom right there. I felt like the big bad wolf and she was little red riding hood with a thanksgiving meal in her basket. And she loved it. She could just sense it and kept playing with it. Until of course I did nothing. And then James Blunt made a song.
And the final touch is absolutely ridiculous but I love it. It is all part of the ritual. BeeLine is hemp rope covered with organic bees wax. You light the BeeLine to light your joint because heaven forbid you get any butane fire on your joint. Of course you light the BeeLine with your butane lighter so there seems a slight disconnect in there somewhere if you think about it. So I dont.
Oh and then there is the 110mm, and the cones, and the fatties. An entire huge market in the marijuana market targeting the inner cities and hip hop crew. Obvious I suppose but oblivious to me in my piece of the world so I was still surprised and impressed. But since I have nothing to prove to anyone I admit that I like mine best in 1 . That is how I roll.
Still I think the ultimate smoking accessory would be a cute tiny little pothead redhead to entertain me. But then again that is everyone's dream.
Drusylla vs BetteJean wow
This will be challenging peoples beliefs here but this is a completely random drawn fight.
I have roughly 100 friends on SG and this cool dice rolling app on my phone. So I rolled d100 and the numbers I chose have to fight. It was like 18 and 30- something. I better remember next time for you guys so you know no cheating was involved. This is SG MMA.
Drusylla vs BetteJean
What a way to start our fights SG and VP is not pulling back any punches immediately showing down two of SG's favorites Drusylla and BetteJean. This will not be an easy match to decide as neither has a clear cut advantage,
And there is the bell and Dru charges right in and immediately pushes BJ up against the cage. They clinch and there are some shots here and there but it seems to be a stand off with Dru slightly overpowering and dominating her opponent. Big John separates them
Dru looks tired. Apparently too much time playing WoW isnt good for your cardio. BJ starts finding her range. Oh it's getting ugly. Dru cant even keep her hands up. And its over. BJ wins by referee stoppage TKO
Fact. The Black Bear is the most dangerous bear.
So apparently when you feel like a caged wild animal it is good to do crafts to help take your mind off the fact that you are a caged wild animal. And of course by crafts I assume they meant drugs. OK Not really. But it sounds a lot funnier this way
Ive found that rolling joints is relaxing and takes a similar level of concentration/creativity as doing a basic craft. So check out my cool little world of rolling paper.
So there are these hemp papers the best I have tried so far is Raw. Hempline is just as good and a smaller company. Both are made in Spain which I think is pretty cool cause I grew up in Spain. Ive tried others but nothing to mention. You can immediately taste the difference once it isnt a hemp paper.
Then for Tips I stuck with Raw. I have some hemp tips coming in that I am looking forward to trying and also some RooR tips. If it says RooR on it I buy it like a Cape Cod Frat Boy at an Izod store.
Do you want to hear a rambling story? Many years ago I was with my then GF/Wife now visiting her brother who lives in the Rhode Island. We went to Sunday Brunch in some local spot by the beach and everyone in there looked like they were right out of the movie Wedding Crashers. Polos, Izods, Shorts and brown shoes. Talking about sailing. No exaggeration these were EXACTLY those people from that movie. Well not the exact people cause they were actors but you know what I mean.
So that was pretty amazing in itself. But I locked eyes with this absolutely adorable, beautiful, all American girl next door, sitting in the Sailing People party. And she was one of them. Wearing a nice summer dress and an expensive haircut and perfect make up and manners. She was great.
So our eyes locked and I just wanted to grab her by the hand and take her in the restroom right there. I felt like the big bad wolf and she was little red riding hood with a thanksgiving meal in her basket. And she loved it. She could just sense it and kept playing with it. Until of course I did nothing. And then James Blunt made a song.
And the final touch is absolutely ridiculous but I love it. It is all part of the ritual. BeeLine is hemp rope covered with organic bees wax. You light the BeeLine to light your joint because heaven forbid you get any butane fire on your joint. Of course you light the BeeLine with your butane lighter so there seems a slight disconnect in there somewhere if you think about it. So I dont.
Oh and then there is the 110mm, and the cones, and the fatties. An entire huge market in the marijuana market targeting the inner cities and hip hop crew. Obvious I suppose but oblivious to me in my piece of the world so I was still surprised and impressed. But since I have nothing to prove to anyone I admit that I like mine best in 1 . That is how I roll.
Still I think the ultimate smoking accessory would be a cute tiny little pothead redhead to entertain me. But then again that is everyone's dream.
Drusylla vs BetteJean wow
This will be challenging peoples beliefs here but this is a completely random drawn fight.
I have roughly 100 friends on SG and this cool dice rolling app on my phone. So I rolled d100 and the numbers I chose have to fight. It was like 18 and 30- something. I better remember next time for you guys so you know no cheating was involved. This is SG MMA.
Drusylla vs BetteJean
What a way to start our fights SG and VP is not pulling back any punches immediately showing down two of SG's favorites Drusylla and BetteJean. This will not be an easy match to decide as neither has a clear cut advantage,
And there is the bell and Dru charges right in and immediately pushes BJ up against the cage. They clinch and there are some shots here and there but it seems to be a stand off with Dru slightly overpowering and dominating her opponent. Big John separates them
Dru looks tired. Apparently too much time playing WoW isnt good for your cardio. BJ starts finding her range. Oh it's getting ugly. Dru cant even keep her hands up. And its over. BJ wins by referee stoppage TKO
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saillesong:
You totally wrote this when you were high didn't you?.....lol I saw a show on animal planet that said brown bears are more dangerous and likely to attack humans. Where do you get this black bear info? I'm confused.
hexxus:
i look forward to some more sg mma haha