Is everybody done reading about my penis?
It is cuckoo how hard it is to get help. And I'm not talking about the have to give up all your pride and self respect, just pick up and throw your balls away, kiss your manhood goodbye help either. I'm talking about the past all that just trying to go through phone trees and appointment openings two months away and approvals and insurance....
Holy shit. It is insane. How do people live like this? I wont lie. It isnt like I didnt like war. But I LOVED not having to deal with any of the bullshit life stuff. Man it was so easy over there. Live. Die. Seriously; what else could be easier? And if you are in the 'Live' category then everything else is just a fucking HUGE bonus. Bed to sleep in? Air conditioning?! Fuck! I had it all
Luckily I already had a great funny blog already planned out and a text message from Smurfzilla to help cheer things up. And yes. I may be name dropping /bragging a little bit with Smurf
I am a huge Simpsons fan and this is one of my favorite all time parts ever! This is me everyday. I love it!
So I wanted to show everyone what I think I look like. I'll look at these pics and think to myself.... "yeah. That's me." Seriously. It is only funny because it is true.
It is cuckoo how hard it is to get help. And I'm not talking about the have to give up all your pride and self respect, just pick up and throw your balls away, kiss your manhood goodbye help either. I'm talking about the past all that just trying to go through phone trees and appointment openings two months away and approvals and insurance....
Holy shit. It is insane. How do people live like this? I wont lie. It isnt like I didnt like war. But I LOVED not having to deal with any of the bullshit life stuff. Man it was so easy over there. Live. Die. Seriously; what else could be easier? And if you are in the 'Live' category then everything else is just a fucking HUGE bonus. Bed to sleep in? Air conditioning?! Fuck! I had it all
Luckily I already had a great funny blog already planned out and a text message from Smurfzilla to help cheer things up. And yes. I may be name dropping /bragging a little bit with Smurf
I am a huge Simpsons fan and this is one of my favorite all time parts ever! This is me everyday. I love it!
So I wanted to show everyone what I think I look like. I'll look at these pics and think to myself.... "yeah. That's me."
Seriously. It is only funny because it is true.
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piperluv:
all those images are everything I pictured of you. Especially American Psycho
gunyre:
It's pretty but too far away from town. It's a pain in the ass to go anywhere!