violentpatriot

Ok. We, meaning me, are going to do something uncharacteristic and a bit risque for my rather vanilla mind.
And of course this has nothing to do with the wonders of misplaced chemistry genius called incense and a PERFECTLY rolled joint thanks to my Futorola.
Seriously... I'm that cool.

These are the girls I have masturbated to on SG:
Smurfzilla
Kas
Kay
Saillesong
Karaiko
Harlet
Anonmymouse
Ailifaye
Aleyhu
Asdis
Amarena
Boom
Bradley
Bitten
Celadon
Chevvy
Coffeelove
Delilahlove
Jacklyn
Merlowe
Kekiface
Junecarter
Myristica
peachysweetlove
praesepe
myristica
piperluv
psyche
rasberri
taye
Tabby
saraberri
zippo
xoe_shamble
Harleyquinne

Holy shit this blog is going to be a lot of work. Damn my idle hands and internet access.

These are the girls I want to masturbate to but cant for some reason or another. If I know the reason I'll put it.
Adema
Alyeska
amanduhxox
Amarnamiller
BetteJean
Caustic
Ashlee234
Alyss
Clavee
CLStheRed
Dear
Eevie

Spazzingfetish
Moonbeam3

Actually. I figured out the reason. I dont feel like I know any of the girls well enough. So maybe not just a connection but a permission too? Not sure. The top list, most of the girls on it I know wouldnt have any problem to me wanking to their pictures. They probably even kind of like the concept so it doesnt feel as intrusive with me.

Second list... Either I dont know how they feel or I feel like I dont know them. Weak. I need to feel connected to wank to someone on the internet

This is the weirdest list to me. These are the girls that I would feel guilty wanking too. I have never wanked to these girls yet I find them attractive:
Cadavre
Setsuka
Rambo
Denie
Mylene
Bradley
Oliviabolivia
Nea
Annalee
Chrysis
Katerina
Junecarter
Drusylla
Eveski
Hexxus! Big time. Her and Cadavre.
Rydell
Kelsey
Sadistic
Comixbookgurl. duh!

So here is another sub category. Girls I have wanked to but it made me feel like I was doing something wrong...
Praesepe
Caustic
Boom
Chevvy
Ailifaye
Zippo
Myristica

And here is the list of my regulars past and present:
Zippo
Surfzilla
Kas
Harlet
Coleyslaw
Amarena
Celadon
Delilahlove
Jacklyn
Merlowe
Taye
Saraberri
Psyche
Raspberri

Whew. That does sound like a lot of wanking
I wish that was true though. I am a normal once a day type of guy. Sometimes I miss a day or two and other days I make up for it. Sadly I just dont have the sex drive I want or need. Definitely not on the need department.

There we go. I just made an entire blog about jerking off and weird hang ups. I started off the blog feeling cool and now I feel like a wanker