Win a Free iolite vaporizer from VP!

I am moving on from the iolite and rather then sell it I would prefer to give it to one of my ifriends here on SG.
But as with any free giveaway or contests there will of course be selection criteria. Still interested? Please read on!
Sadly only one winner will be chosen. The winner will be determined completely unfairly at at my own discretion based upon:
- sincere flattery and ass kissing.
- occasionally sending me a thank you when you are stoned out of your head from vaping.
- flirting. Flirting will get you everywhere.
- off site communication. text and FB buddies make me happy.
- you must have had at least one dirty thought about me. More points if you tell me about it.
- you make my heart go pitter pat and my body toss and turn before sleep.
- the fantasy of meeting IRL, or Orgrimmar, is not a closed possibility.
- pit fight. Last girl standing wins. Fur bikini's mandatory.
Dont. Stop. No; I meant that... dont stop.
I
you guys!

I am moving on from the iolite and rather then sell it I would prefer to give it to one of my ifriends here on SG.
But as with any free giveaway or contests there will of course be selection criteria. Still interested? Please read on!
Sadly only one winner will be chosen. The winner will be determined completely unfairly at at my own discretion based upon:
- sincere flattery and ass kissing.
- occasionally sending me a thank you when you are stoned out of your head from vaping.
- flirting. Flirting will get you everywhere.
- off site communication. text and FB buddies make me happy.
- you must have had at least one dirty thought about me. More points if you tell me about it.
- you make my heart go pitter pat and my body toss and turn before sleep.
- the fantasy of meeting IRL, or Orgrimmar, is not a closed possibility.
- pit fight. Last girl standing wins. Fur bikini's mandatory.
Dont. Stop. No; I meant that... dont stop.
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carnelian:
I'm glad! My happiness brings you happiness and your happiness bring me happiness. so in turn, we are all selfish! 
scandal_:
damn , you really want us to work for it!! 