I've missed SG. There are just too many interesting people on my friends list that I always feel that I am missing something educational, beautiful, sexy or simply entertaining when I dont log on regularly to read blog updates.
I, however, have none of those things going on
So some random stuff
- I got back from yet another trip to Los Angeles where a small pack of coyotes howled outside my window in downtown LA. Coyotes fascinate me.
- Next week I will be in Alberta near the Montana border doing predator control work. Mainly coyotes. Hopefully it wont be too cold.
- Training the bloodhounds to track people is remarkably simple since it just involves associating them with trying to find their lunch. They are incredibly motivated to eat.
Training is going well. They did a 1/4 mile trail this weekend in an unfamiliar location with no visual cues.
- Puppy Madness!!!
- ROOR!
- A new Volcano vaporizer and an i-olite. Not sure on them yet. Much more field testing is needed.
- Cute girls (you) should wear knee high socks or thigh high socks more.
- The Road Warrior is one of the greatest movies ever made. Why cant the world end?! I'm ready! Tomahawk - check. V-8 Turbocharged vehicle - check. Crossbow - check. Assless chaps - check.
- I joined a new MMA gym. I dont know why gyms cant match the intensity of the Baghdad Fight Club where I use to train. Still; a pro mma fighter beat me on the head last week and training is fun. I like sparring with girls cause I am tiny.
- I finally figured out the proper lighting, aperature and speed setting for the tv room where the pups play.
- I am reading some amazing books on coyotes lately. Learning so much about their ecology and social structure.
- I took the money I received from recycling and purchased wild bird feeders. This should make up for past sins on the karma scale.
- I love Facebook. Add me if you are a friend here. But I dont understand why people from grade school who I dont remember care about what I am doing in life. It kind of freaks me out that a. they remember me. and b. they care.
- For Valentines Day my wife bought us hemp rope and a Japanese Bondage book. You think she is trying to tell me something
- The female talent on American Idol this season is very very good. There. I said it.
The end.
I, however, have none of those things going on

So some random stuff
- I got back from yet another trip to Los Angeles where a small pack of coyotes howled outside my window in downtown LA. Coyotes fascinate me.
- Next week I will be in Alberta near the Montana border doing predator control work. Mainly coyotes. Hopefully it wont be too cold.
- Training the bloodhounds to track people is remarkably simple since it just involves associating them with trying to find their lunch. They are incredibly motivated to eat.

- Puppy Madness!!!
- ROOR!
- A new Volcano vaporizer and an i-olite. Not sure on them yet. Much more field testing is needed.
- Cute girls (you) should wear knee high socks or thigh high socks more.
- The Road Warrior is one of the greatest movies ever made. Why cant the world end?! I'm ready! Tomahawk - check. V-8 Turbocharged vehicle - check. Crossbow - check. Assless chaps - check.
- I joined a new MMA gym. I dont know why gyms cant match the intensity of the Baghdad Fight Club where I use to train. Still; a pro mma fighter beat me on the head last week and training is fun. I like sparring with girls cause I am tiny.
- I finally figured out the proper lighting, aperature and speed setting for the tv room where the pups play.
- I am reading some amazing books on coyotes lately. Learning so much about their ecology and social structure.
- I took the money I received from recycling and purchased wild bird feeders. This should make up for past sins on the karma scale.
- I love Facebook. Add me if you are a friend here. But I dont understand why people from grade school who I dont remember care about what I am doing in life. It kind of freaks me out that a. they remember me. and b. they care.
- For Valentines Day my wife bought us hemp rope and a Japanese Bondage book. You think she is trying to tell me something

- The female talent on American Idol this season is very very good. There. I said it.








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Also, I think I've been bought membership again