spent my saturday night on the phone having an amazing conversation, only adding to the confusion that IS my life. basically i've concluded that all potential girls are out of reach, either because (A) they literally are or (B) because they are already taken. maybe i'm cursed with the whole want what i can't have disease? well you never know until you really get to...
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btw, the faux mullet is SO last year. move on already!