violentlydave

good lord almight i hate my boss. he's being a complete
asshole lately, and just basically threatened to fire me.
all through email of course, he can't be a true asshole to
your face, only through email.

but that's okay as i should have the official offer letter
in the next day or two from the new job. then i can quit.
only thing that sucks is i know him. he'll claim he worked
to get me to quit on my own instead of fire me, that it
was all planned.

yeah he must be the smartest mofo in the world who crafted
this plan 3 yrs ago and slowly increased the pressure
through this time until it came to fruition now. yeah,
right. how do you nicely put in a resignation that
your boss is an asshole who no one likes, and you
can't take him, and have wished a plague on his
house for years?