violently

Ignorant people that can't read make me really mad. Fucking get lost already. Good riddance.

i met a hot boy at lunch. his name is steve. he has pretty hair and sexy farsighted eyes. i am not sure if i am attracted to him, his blindness, or his long silky mane. perhaps i will get him drunk and run my fingers through it and then whisper seductively in his ear, "what shampoo do you use?"

Fucking awesome Clark.

omg so hungover. i went to el compadre withdjmichelle last night and we got free margaritas for being hot biatches.

while quite satisfactory, i am now useless today.

in other news, i love you all.

the end.

My stomach and head hurts. Neat.

I hate how I've been alllll about the gym lately and I've been feeling fatter than ever. Go figure. WHATEVVS.

I need to make a million phone calls today, go to a million banks, and accept the fact I am not traveling anywhere because I need to update my training certifications, pay a fucking parking ticket Veronica got while...
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I need a reading. I will pay you in cookies, beause that is all I can afford.

I don't think I have cried this much in my entire life ever. It's terrible. If someone would like to remove my tear ducts, heart, and or soul, I would be much obliged. Thanks.

Should I go to Raging Waters with my sisters, in a bikini I am too bloated to wear properly (and I think I'm about to start ragging it at about any second-yes I know you all wanted to know that)

or

do I stay at home, lounge about, take myself to a movie later and find someone to pig out with me?

What sounds like...
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