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i love burnmyeye. Want to fight about it?

25 more days.

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everytimeibry:
Mary, you are amazing. I count the minutes until we are together. kiss
loe:
are you moving here with us!?
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why is a raven like a writing desk?
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peet818:
ARRR!!!
Poe, that man drank a lot of absinth. Good stuff.

vim:

Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!



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I am coming down with a headcold I think...but goddamn the fire in my pants is raging. October cannot get here fast enough, because I have a date with Hotlanta and we are going to make the sweet fuck until our junk gets scared and then we're gonna do it some more. Holy shit. Yeah I said it. I fucking love him. Sue me.

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it_thing_hard_on:
"Make the sweet fuck". I'm going to have to use that sometime.

And that was just the first of many times I laughed out loud while reading this journal.
nikonphoto80:

Thank you so very much, I thought you were mad at me, you are a better friend then lots of the people I have hung out with in real life. (Some one left me a rude comment and it has made me sad. shhhhhh don't tell anyone) I wish I lived closer to you.

Well I hope it's the best sex of your life.

You sure think about sleep a lot LOL.


I don't know if I have even heard of that movie, I may have to see it now.

Oh poor little puppy.

You kick so much ass.

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Ok I bit the bullet and went shopping and I feel really guilty but I got some new kicks and a new belt and some new t-shirts and while I'm like holy fuck I cannot believe I spent money on myself, it feels really good to have my pants not falling off my ass anymore and now I can throw away my shitty vans. And...
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yuriel:
you need less body image woes. Because yours is nice wink

The bit with the houseguest is fucking stupid. WTF. Can't use your own bathroom?

Geesh.

Also heh Yeah. Get yourslef a belt and fitting clothes, leave a half size to a size leeway if you must.

<3
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astarimpaled:
your body is perfect. end of story. you can debate it if you want but it won't change the fact that your body is perfect.

and congratulations on spending a few dollars on yourself. we all need to do that sometimes otherwise things just get worn out and we become miserable. you shouldn't feel guilty!
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people, i'm fucking drunk. get into it. like i have been drinking for days and days and days now. if today wasn't my actual forreally real first day off in like months, i would have no idea what day it was except another day that i am shitty in the am and whoop de doo what a surprise that is, you know? like i have...
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akasha823:
That puppy is so cute!!
Sake and Midgets....
Sounds quite entertaining!!

I will get the Psychic's info this weekend for you.

eat_shit:
This bar is where?
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ok home for 5 minutes

i got cut after being at work for an hour and i made a bling blingin 6 bucks. fucking RAD!!!!!! but i guess it's ok because i got my rape on at work and touched mhy coworkers ass and titties, ass ass and titties while i was there, got a drink and a shot and smoked a shitton and now...
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kogun:
That statement is fuckin great. Seriously haven't laughted that had in awhile. biggrin
everytimeibry:
Oh sweet child o' mine!!!



yarrrrrrrrrrr


ARRR!!!
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The best text message I have ever receieved:

"If you don't drug them first they might be able to perform, ASSHOLE!"

lol
everytimeibry:
Are you into eating pancakes made out of vodka?

That would be so fucking cool.

blackeyed
nikonphoto80:
biggrin that is pretty funny.
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dekews:
Cute. |^)
visara:
You two are so hot and gorgeous ! biggrin
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I cannot stop eating you guys. What the fuck. Also I cannot stop drinking, but I guess that is neither here nor there. I mean every day this week has been the new Friday. Get the fuck into. Originally I was going with Mondays are the new Friday, but now every day is the new Friday. Yeah I'm an alcoholic. What?

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vimes:
Hahaha! I so want a drunk rap message. Then i can make it my ring tone! but its got to have the word "motherfucker" in there somewhere. Drunk women saying motherfucker are the hawt.

Oh yea Beer fucks you up. Your weight will go insane up and down. Try this...2 beers 1 glass of water. Repeat all night. Substitute Vodka for beer when needed. It'll slow you down and help flush system for next day. When I was a trainer its what we did.

Oh and the jokes on your gent. Im sure he hoped for a replay and credit for the behavior. I have some real Cadly friends...
nikonphoto80:
Your not an alcoholic until you wake up in a filled in another state with someone else close on with a cow standing over top of you and you have no idea how you got there and you are the only one in the filled.

Well see that is how people with eating disorders feel, that is why a girl who is 90 pounds can look at herself and sees a fat girl and every one else looks at that person and sees skin and bones. Well maybe that is a sign that even when your at your worst your better looking then most girls.

Well what if the boy calls you or comes up and talks to you at a bar, will you still not talk to him.

I want a drunken rap messages. blush
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So I hadn't made out with anyone in like almost 3 months right? Last night I made out with a foreigner who sounded like Tattoo from Fantasy Island. But he was pretty so that makes it ok, right?

In other news, I love Cyrus. We shook our asses like cheap strippers in next to nothing- I was wearing jeans and 2 stickers as a...
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nikonphoto80:
I havent made out with any one in a year, or at least it will be a year in August. As long as he was hot that is all that matters.

You shouldnt hate yourself, you had a good time so its all good.

I feel worse then you right now so dont feel so bad, I wish I could be hit by a bus all most ever day.
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doublec:
i miss you too!

you're not fat and it's good to make out now and then!

luv you! kiss love kiss love kiss love