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Good morning. I am still half asleep. Somehow my phone bill is $170 this month. I am looking at the statement and I don't understand. I pay $80 a month flat and it rarely goes over that. I still do not see where they are getting the $170 from considering all of my phonecalls made this month were included in my calling plan. Maybe I am just blind or something, but as far as I recall, I used my phone less than normal this month. I guess I shouldn't complain though. Karla's phone bill is regularly over $300. Bitch yaps a lot.

Today is my last day of work for this week and other than a few errands that need to be run I guess it is party time up in the hizzle.

My brother introduced me to one of his friends awhile ago and the dude called me last night. I think we might hang out on Friday. His name is Johnny V. What the V stands for I don't know. Probably vagina, but let's hope not.

I got my new bf Franz yesterday. It would figure I am bleeding out my lovehole and thus do not want to make the sweet fuck to my new plastic friend. It would also figure that that is why I sat in the dark last night when the power went out and ate donuts by myself. Mmm donuts.

And now, off to the gym. Tell me stuff. Especially stuff like how in the hell did you ever find my journal and why the shit are you still reading it?? Not like anything interesting happens over here.

And I ask this sincerely, cus I keep getting friend requests from people unknown and I can't figure out why for the life of me. Kthx.