violently

I want my wife. Wifey, where are you? Come to bed and snuggle with me and the kitties and we can watch cartoons and drink gin until we fall asleep. I will try not to drool on you, I promise.

P.S. In case no one knew, I am moving to Seattle when my probation is up. IN THREE GODDAMN YEARS!

P.P.S. I got the cutest fucking pair of jeans today. I have no idea when I turned into such a GIRL.