So the interview went really well, so well in fact they want to hire me for a completely different position altogether that will make me a hell of a lot happier in the long run. Instead of Office Manager, they want me to work as a Physical Therapy Aide AND offer personal training at their facility as well. Of course I have split any training I do 60/40, but I can negotiate my own prices. AWESOME. Soooo now all I am waiting for are the results of the personality profile test they made me take to come in. In which case I doubt I am going to get the job because with my luck I bet the results will show that I am insane.
The strip club called last night. Apparently they already had me on the schedule. I was like WHAT?! I am extremely tempted to do it because I could make all the money I need for my bills this month in like 2 to 3 days max, but if Nick were to find out then we'd break up because he thinks strippers are filthy whores. So I would rather not him think that of me, and also I am not sure how sober I could be while shaking my vag at someone for dollar bills. Probably not very. So unless we break up and I become super duper desperate and give up sobriety, that idea is going on the back burner.
Anyway, if I get this new job at the PT place, 24 hr fitness is like 2 minutes away so I will never have an excuse to not go to the gym after work. AND, Fridays at this place are 8-2 and NO WEEKENDS. WOO! I reallllllly hope I get it. Yeah it'll be part time, but 25-30 hours a week at $12 an hour is nothing to sniff at. And it's fully clothed. I'm happy.
Ok I take back the happiness part. I think my squirrel is dead. He did not chirp at me when I walked in and he doesn't look like he is breathing. Last night he was cold and he wouldn't eat and he was walking funny. I am scared to check if he is dead forreal because I am pretty sure he is. I am going to make my brother do it when he comes home.
RIP Captain Jack, I'm sorry buddy, I tried
Poor little guy. I feel so bad, but what else can I do? The wildlife people never called me back and I did the best I could under the circumstances. Man...this sucks. I don't want to think about it anymore. He is happy in squirrel heaven...
I guess I have nothing else to report except I am still broke so if anyone has any extra money laying around feel free to mail it to me haha.
Fleece out.
The strip club called last night. Apparently they already had me on the schedule. I was like WHAT?! I am extremely tempted to do it because I could make all the money I need for my bills this month in like 2 to 3 days max, but if Nick were to find out then we'd break up because he thinks strippers are filthy whores. So I would rather not him think that of me, and also I am not sure how sober I could be while shaking my vag at someone for dollar bills. Probably not very. So unless we break up and I become super duper desperate and give up sobriety, that idea is going on the back burner.
Anyway, if I get this new job at the PT place, 24 hr fitness is like 2 minutes away so I will never have an excuse to not go to the gym after work. AND, Fridays at this place are 8-2 and NO WEEKENDS. WOO! I reallllllly hope I get it. Yeah it'll be part time, but 25-30 hours a week at $12 an hour is nothing to sniff at. And it's fully clothed. I'm happy.
Ok I take back the happiness part. I think my squirrel is dead. He did not chirp at me when I walked in and he doesn't look like he is breathing. Last night he was cold and he wouldn't eat and he was walking funny. I am scared to check if he is dead forreal because I am pretty sure he is. I am going to make my brother do it when he comes home.
RIP Captain Jack, I'm sorry buddy, I tried
Poor little guy. I feel so bad, but what else can I do? The wildlife people never called me back and I did the best I could under the circumstances. Man...this sucks. I don't want to think about it anymore. He is happy in squirrel heaven...
I guess I have nothing else to report except I am still broke so if anyone has any extra money laying around feel free to mail it to me haha.
Fleece out.
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superscott:
haha i cant shake my ass that good
user304975207:
Ive known Harold for FOREVER. Come on now. 
