I am back from Corona, having saved the dog, saved Nick from going insane, and 'saved' myself from getting cock this morning while showering with Nick because I had soap in my eyes and then commenced sneezing for like 12 years. 
Good job allergy girl!! Oh well, there is next weekend. Woo! 
Pat worked on my arm again and I have to say I am so happy with it I could cry. It's turned out so much better than I could have even hoped for. I guess in another session or so I will be completely done. I can't wait, and yet I will be sad when it's done. I guess I will have to start the other arm as well.
Pictures probably later today or tomorrow, but since I took darvocet last night I am fucking retarded today and have no motor skills. I also managed to lock my keys in my car. And I don't have another set. And I have a migraine, and I hate my family. And I need to move away ASAP. But that is a whole other can of worms I do not even want to think about, especially today.
I am going back to bed. Once I call triple A and stuff. I so should not have gotten up this morning. Bleah.
I just realized I haven't shit in days and days again. I am sure I will be a much happier camper once I get to the john.
And now, tell me, how was all of your weekends??
P.S. I love Sunday night programs on TV haha. On History Channel tonight there are specials on cannibalism and voodoo, and then there is a new Simpson's, and the season premier of FAMILY GUY!! Yay for Sundays
But this means I cannot go buy groceries until like midnight. I am such a turd.
Body for Life diet starts tomorrow...wish me luck and dedication and motivation. I wanna lose 15 pounds and get uber buff. This entails 6 days a week at the gym and the BFL diet which can be found here.
Not worried about the gym, but concerned about the diet...I usually grab whatever on my way out the door, and god knows I fuck up like all the time and eat mexican food and ice cream, but hopefully I can give it an honest 12 week try and break this habit of eating Miguel's and pigging out on Chinese food with Nick
Anyway, the recipes look good and I love to cook, so I hope this works out and I stick with it. I'm sure I will be posting a day by day bitchfest of how much the diet sucks or something but we'll see haha. (I do know the pre-made shakes are pretty good actually, so at least I know I get sweets that are yum.)
Ok, the TV is beckoning my fatass. xo
P.P.S @ 9:45- I called Nick to tell him Family Guy was on and he wanted me to come back over and cuddle and watch TV with him! And Mallory misses me, she was looking around for me. Aww. Stupid work tomorrow. Maybe I'll get to see him later this week or something. Anyway, store tomorrow morning, I am off to bed instead. Nite
Good job allergy girl!! Oh well, there is next weekend. Woo!
Pat worked on my arm again and I have to say I am so happy with it I could cry. It's turned out so much better than I could have even hoped for. I guess in another session or so I will be completely done. I can't wait, and yet I will be sad when it's done. I guess I will have to start the other arm as well.
Pictures probably later today or tomorrow, but since I took darvocet last night I am fucking retarded today and have no motor skills. I also managed to lock my keys in my car. And I don't have another set. And I have a migraine, and I hate my family. And I need to move away ASAP. But that is a whole other can of worms I do not even want to think about, especially today.
I am going back to bed. Once I call triple A and stuff. I so should not have gotten up this morning. Bleah.
I just realized I haven't shit in days and days again. I am sure I will be a much happier camper once I get to the john.
And now, tell me, how was all of your weekends??
P.S. I love Sunday night programs on TV haha. On History Channel tonight there are specials on cannibalism and voodoo, and then there is a new Simpson's, and the season premier of FAMILY GUY!! Yay for Sundays
But this means I cannot go buy groceries until like midnight. I am such a turd.
Body for Life diet starts tomorrow...wish me luck and dedication and motivation. I wanna lose 15 pounds and get uber buff. This entails 6 days a week at the gym and the BFL diet which can be found here.
Not worried about the gym, but concerned about the diet...I usually grab whatever on my way out the door, and god knows I fuck up like all the time and eat mexican food and ice cream, but hopefully I can give it an honest 12 week try and break this habit of eating Miguel's and pigging out on Chinese food with Nick
Anyway, the recipes look good and I love to cook, so I hope this works out and I stick with it. I'm sure I will be posting a day by day bitchfest of how much the diet sucks or something but we'll see haha. (I do know the pre-made shakes are pretty good actually, so at least I know I get sweets that are yum.)
Ok, the TV is beckoning my fatass. xo
P.P.S @ 9:45- I called Nick to tell him Family Guy was on and he wanted me to come back over and cuddle and watch TV with him! And Mallory misses me, she was looking around for me. Aww. Stupid work tomorrow. Maybe I'll get to see him later this week or something. Anyway, store tomorrow morning, I am off to bed instead. Nite
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
garbage19:
dude i was at coachella all weekend and didnt shit from friday morning until this morning at 4am. it was impressive. like a dragon coming out of his underwater cave looking up into the sky. 
suzy_kabloozy:
Ha! That is funny ... you fat! 
I need to lose 15 pounds, too ... or to look like you, about ... well, nevermind, I'll never look like you! 
I wish I had your energy.
I need to lose 15 pounds, too ... or to look like you, about ... well, nevermind, I'll never look like you! I wish I had your energy.