I went to a psychic yesterday, that was interesting. Also, I drank a bunch of white wine and got all drunk and sappy and kissed a boy from Texas. Woke up naked in my friend's bed next to her, also naked, and decided that yes, I need to cut down on the booze. Or maybe drink more. I haven't actually made the final decision yet.
In other news, I lost my fat cat (not winston smithypants). How one loses a 25 pound cat is beyond me. I suck. I am going to make signs with her picture on it that say "Lost. FAT CAT. Please return for further feeding."
It's cold outside today and I think I am hungover.
In other news, I lost my fat cat (not winston smithypants). How one loses a 25 pound cat is beyond me. I suck. I am going to make signs with her picture on it that say "Lost. FAT CAT. Please return for further feeding."
It's cold outside today and I think I am hungover.
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honkeykong:
-i just read your "dating profile". no serial killers? damn...looks like i'm out.
acidevangelist:
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.