I talked to Mike D today. Today would be our normal Tuesday night "Let's go to a shithole cus no one drinks on Tuesdays and see how many beers it takes before we have fun." But since he moved to fucking MISSOURI that's so not gonna happen. Boo. Anyways, we were talking about how when he gets back we'd like to open a bar and call it Drunk Club. Like a spin off of Fight Club... First rule of Drunk Club is: you won't remember Drunk Club. Second rule of Drunk Club is: you won't remember Drunk Club. Third rule of Drunk Club: if this is your first night at Drunk Club, you have to get drunk. And we would seriously enforce that. There would be no two drink maximum; you come to our club and you better get shitfaced or we'll kick you out.
"I'm sorry sir, is that your second beer? In two HOURS? You are going to have to leave. We don't serve your kind here. Maybe you would be happier at TGI Friday's."
Anyhow this was all brought on by the fact that since he left I have nothing better to do with my time than work, so today I worked 6 am-12 pm, then got drunk, and then went back to work at 6 pm. Responsible I know, but come on man, what the hell else am I gonna do? Besides, I actually had a great day training people. I picked up some new clients, and one of them wants me to train her privately. Hello $50 bucks an hour under the table! And for some reason it is way more fun working at night. Also more fun when I am drunk, but whatever. I might start picking up more night shifts because besides it being fun shit, like I said, what the fuck else is there for me to do? Karla is off boffing some lame-o douchebag, and Joy is porking some lame-o rich old douchebag. My one sister is preggers, the other has a bf that she's always with, and that pretty much covers my girlfriends. As for the boys, well, my two rulingest ones are 90 miles away, plus my best friend in the entire world is now like 90 million miles away. So yeah. I rest my case.
Also, in case no one has noticed ( I feel like it's obvious) I have been really hyper and high strung lately. My head is going like a million miles an hour and I get like no sleep. I wake up at 1 am, 3 am, and 5 am. Like WIDE awake. I feel like I'm on speed or something and it makes no sense since I don't do that shit, and b) I haven't touched Hydroxycut in months. Also now I ramble a lot. I am rambling now. I feel like I ramble all damn day. Ok Jesus god I'm gonna go.
xoxoxo byebyebye
Mary
"I'm sorry sir, is that your second beer? In two HOURS? You are going to have to leave. We don't serve your kind here. Maybe you would be happier at TGI Friday's."
Anyhow this was all brought on by the fact that since he left I have nothing better to do with my time than work, so today I worked 6 am-12 pm, then got drunk, and then went back to work at 6 pm. Responsible I know, but come on man, what the hell else am I gonna do? Besides, I actually had a great day training people. I picked up some new clients, and one of them wants me to train her privately. Hello $50 bucks an hour under the table! And for some reason it is way more fun working at night. Also more fun when I am drunk, but whatever. I might start picking up more night shifts because besides it being fun shit, like I said, what the fuck else is there for me to do? Karla is off boffing some lame-o douchebag, and Joy is porking some lame-o rich old douchebag. My one sister is preggers, the other has a bf that she's always with, and that pretty much covers my girlfriends. As for the boys, well, my two rulingest ones are 90 miles away, plus my best friend in the entire world is now like 90 million miles away. So yeah. I rest my case.
Also, in case no one has noticed ( I feel like it's obvious) I have been really hyper and high strung lately. My head is going like a million miles an hour and I get like no sleep. I wake up at 1 am, 3 am, and 5 am. Like WIDE awake. I feel like I'm on speed or something and it makes no sense since I don't do that shit, and b) I haven't touched Hydroxycut in months. Also now I ramble a lot. I am rambling now. I feel like I ramble all damn day. Ok Jesus god I'm gonna go.
xoxoxo byebyebye
Mary