I am coming down with a headcold I think...but goddamn the fire in my pants is raging. October cannot get here fast enough, because I have a date with Hotlanta and we are going to make the sweet fuck until our junk gets scared and then we're gonna do it some more. Holy shit. Yeah I said it. I fucking love him. Sue me.
This is pretty much what goes through my head all day: work rape hotlanta rape rape rape work work sleep hotlanta hotlanta rape hotlanta sleep sleep rape sleep.
i have a pretty one track mind.
Last night I stayed in for like the first time in MONTHS. Because I am sick in the head with this cold. We all know I am mentally sick in the head, that is nothing new. But yeah I stayed in and attempted to watch this movie called 16 Blocks starring my lover Bruce Willis and fucking Mos Def. Holy crap is it just me or was this movie a rip off of like 87 other movies? And also, is Mos Def retarded? How the fuck does someone get a voice like that? It's like ok people I know I have a shitty voice, but goddamn. It's like someone kicked this dude in the gooch and then their foot broke off in it and he is walking around with a giant Gucci stiletto stuck in his taint. Either that or homey got shot in the larynx or drank one too many 40's and banged his head one too many times now is loose on the streets without his helmet. I don't even know. But I was like dang. He has a nice smile though, on the real. I felt bad.
Oh and speaking of helmets, my puppy has fleas and 2 lazy eyes. I want to buy it a pink helmet with a lightening bolt on the side cus seriously that shit is RETARTED.
xoxo
This is pretty much what goes through my head all day: work rape hotlanta rape rape rape work work sleep hotlanta hotlanta rape hotlanta sleep sleep rape sleep.
i have a pretty one track mind.
Last night I stayed in for like the first time in MONTHS. Because I am sick in the head with this cold. We all know I am mentally sick in the head, that is nothing new. But yeah I stayed in and attempted to watch this movie called 16 Blocks starring my lover Bruce Willis and fucking Mos Def. Holy crap is it just me or was this movie a rip off of like 87 other movies? And also, is Mos Def retarded? How the fuck does someone get a voice like that? It's like ok people I know I have a shitty voice, but goddamn. It's like someone kicked this dude in the gooch and then their foot broke off in it and he is walking around with a giant Gucci stiletto stuck in his taint. Either that or homey got shot in the larynx or drank one too many 40's and banged his head one too many times now is loose on the streets without his helmet. I don't even know. But I was like dang. He has a nice smile though, on the real. I felt bad.
Oh and speaking of helmets, my puppy has fleas and 2 lazy eyes. I want to buy it a pink helmet with a lightening bolt on the side cus seriously that shit is RETARTED.
xoxo
And that was just the first of many times I laughed out loud while reading this journal.
Thank you so very much, I thought you were mad at me, you are a better friend then lots of the people I have hung out with in real life. (Some one left me a rude comment and it has made me sad. shhhhhh don't tell anyone) I wish I lived closer to you.
Well I hope it's the best sex of your life.
You sure think about sleep a lot LOL.
I don't know if I have even heard of that movie, I may have to see it now.
Oh poor little puppy.
You kick so much ass.