Today I flirted with my friend's mom, lusted after his incredibly hot sister, drank Chimay ale, a fine quality beer, bought steaks for my friends to barbeque, got sunburnt at a parade, held a baby for a good long time, told a young girl about why picking flowers is not as good an Idea as letting them grow, and told an accused shoplifter that mebee she should get a job and stop causing her mother such grief. Oh, and I bought a black panther. I want it to be my spirit animal and when I go to my cave it should say "slide".
dhill1:
sounds like you had a full day. All i did was work and take the dogs for a walk.
neon:
sorry. i didn't know they were all your threads. i was just putting them in the dumb threads. whoops. 