violencejack

I am hairless monkey boy. Behold my innane squirrel chatter and mindless tree-swinging antics. Marvel at the intense pleasure I achieve from self-gratification and other bodily functions, but be ready to duck!
Now, I shall go forth and pick fleas from the scalp of my future mate to show her how much I care for her. We will eat banannas and hump happily until the men in white coats come to implant electrodes in our brains.
Never take life too seriously. It is a great cosmic joke, and you have to choose whether you will laugh or cry.