Infernal government. In an age where instant gratification has reached new peaks, the government still insists on making things impossible. We must spank them. I have 2 weeks to get my ugly car up and running. I need a title and plates, and then maybe some light maintenance. What government officials will I have to bribe or blackmail to get what I want?
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violencejack:
/em, yes, if she got pregnant everyone would know of my evil, so best to hide all evidence and sterilize the girl.
violencejack:
Hey, wait a minute, the age of consent in Kansas is 16... WOOHOO! I get my jailbait jail free!