Get this. I can train to be a hypnotherapist at a place just down the road from me. I go to 10 x weekend-long courses spaced out over a year, put together a wee portfolio of reflections on what I've learnt, practise hypnotising people (and you know, I've already started doing THAT....) and at the end of the year I have a diploma and the...
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carmady:
The piiiig have a mushtache?
That is indeed flocky, can you lie or do you have to produce paperwork? Do you have to be 25 when you start, or only when you finish
And stuff. Incidentally, might have a working car radio for travelin' this wkend. Ramone-fest it will be, since I know you love 'em
That is indeed flocky, can you lie or do you have to produce paperwork? Do you have to be 25 when you start, or only when you finish

And stuff. Incidentally, might have a working car radio for travelin' this wkend. Ramone-fest it will be, since I know you love 'em

See those rabbits a couple of journal entries ago? They only sold for 3.50. BUT! The total for the five Pendelfin peices I was selling came to FIFTY FIVE (ish) OF MY ENGLISH POUNDS!
That's about a third of a SuicideGirls set.
I've ordered a book on Amazon. The reason I mention it is it's 'Witchcraft, Customs and Superstitions of Somerset.' Wikkid. I've made the...
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That's about a third of a SuicideGirls set.
I've ordered a book on Amazon. The reason I mention it is it's 'Witchcraft, Customs and Superstitions of Somerset.' Wikkid. I've made the...
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So I bleached my hair. The results are not wholly what I had in mind. The instructions are to leave the bleach on all your hair but the very top couple of inches, for 20 minutes or so, then add bleach to the roots and leave for another 20 minutes. I might have lost track of the time whilst painting and waiting for my dark...
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carmady:
DUDETTE!! I'd forgotted he was Alice Cooper bear! And yeah I really *don't* understand..

poppystrike:
Ah my hair bleaching is appalling! It's kinda yellow. But I like it that way. And my HUGE roots too, I'm all about the artificial look me
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Well. Was I spotted by my first SuicideGirls fan today? I'm walking up my street, an old man comes shuffling the other way, he says, "Nice to see you kid, could I get your autograph? Oh, I don't have a pencil" and hunches off.
And by the way, Dude, you'll be lucky if you can stealth-tweak MY nose before I TWEAK YOURS!!!
And by the way, Dude, you'll be lucky if you can stealth-tweak MY nose before I TWEAK YOURS!!!

carmady:
HONK!

poppystrike:
Haha - you're infamous
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Vindice's Encounters with Stupid Customer Service Folk: Part 1 of an occasional series:
Dude: 118 188, how may I help you?
Vindice: Hi, do you have the number for the Northfield Jobcentre?
Dude: What's the name of the jobcentre?
Vindice: Northfield.
D: Which town is that in?
V: Er....(hesistates before saying 'Northfield')...oh! Birmingham.
D: Bear with me a moment. I've got Northfield Superdrug, is that...
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Dude: 118 188, how may I help you?
Vindice: Hi, do you have the number for the Northfield Jobcentre?
Dude: What's the name of the jobcentre?
Vindice: Northfield.
D: Which town is that in?
V: Er....(hesistates before saying 'Northfield')...oh! Birmingham.
D: Bear with me a moment. I've got Northfield Superdrug, is that...
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theduke:
lol, that's brilliant!
I wish someone would offer me Boots the Chemist.
I wish someone would offer me Boots the Chemist.

poppystrike:
Do you ever go out to the academy? Oh and be my friend?
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Oh. But it doesn't seem to have worked, Let's have another go. Otherwise, you'll have to look for them yourself in my pics section.
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Vindice/pics/41242/5/
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Vindice/pics/41242/4/
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Vindice/pics/41242/3/
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Vindice/pics/41242/2/
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Vindice/pics/41242/1/
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Vindice/pics/41242/5/
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Vindice/pics/41242/4/
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Vindice/pics/41242/3/
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Vindice/pics/41242/2/
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Vindice/pics/41242/1/
slavewire:
do you always take a bath fully dressed?

