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VINDICE'S PLANK WATCH PART 3: This episode - PORN WATCH

I just called up a number where they're advertising for glamour models. The bloke who answers the phone spoike loike vis, sweet'art, and they're after anything from topless photos to porn movies. It goes like this:

HIM: So are you interested in the fucking on camera or are you mainly just after the topless stuff?
ME: Well, I can do full nude but I'm not really into the hardcore stuff.
HIM: Would you be willing to do full nude with toys?
ME: Umm....(long pause) probably.
HIM: Would you be willing to do full nude with simulation?
ME: Um, sorry?
HIM: Full nude with simulation, you know when there's a naked guy lying next to you but he don't touch you (discernable pause) too much.
ME: Um, probably not.
HIM: But you're willing to do full nude with toys?
ME: Yeh.
HIM: You know what I mean by toys, right?

I'm supposed to be meeting him for an 'interview' at the Square Peg tomorrow at 2.00pm. If anyone should want to come along and laugh from the sidelines!

Well, I can't decide. You see, the only way you get 100 an hour is if you do 'the fucking on camera.' And the thing is, I'd earn much more than that if I became an escort, with less likelihood of embarrassing repercussions - because the whole thing's not caught on camera. Then again, the guys in a porn movie might be hotter....