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The backwoods of Arkansas. I'm a little hillbilly.

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Thursday Aug 04, 2005

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Two Things. One, Dane Cook made me pee my pants. I normally don't urinate on myself, but I just got Dane's Retaliation and I did it... and I know your thinking, "How lame. He pissed himself." Well, fuck off and then go buy it and listen to the part about the heist and the monkey and you'll know what I'm talkin about.

Two, an update. Packing and cleaning are near the final stages, the only thing really left to do is spend money and I really don't want to fuckin do it. Such is life. You save, you spend. You love, you lose. Moving is a task, but an adventure as well and it is what I love doing best. So, I'll give everyone one last update before I have to go away... until I get the net in CO.

>|Cable|<

- I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. Call me crazy, call me a pervert. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy. robot
venusless:
thanks for the sweet comments. smile
Aug 5, 2005

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