vim

so if you saw me this morning...dancing crazy on my desk to whacky techno-euro-trance-dance, wearing nothing but a bright yellow under-the-butt-nut-hut and a cowboy hat , would you run.....or jump up and join me??



Happy Friday!!!

Hell from beneath is moved for thee to meet thee at thy coming: it stirreth up the dead for thee, even all the chief ones of the earth; it hath raised up from their thrones all the kings of the nations. All they shall speak and say unto thee, Art thou also become weak as we? art thou become like unto us? Thy pomp is...
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chicken tagine with honey and apricots...spiced lamb kebabs with a lemony tzatziki...grilled cinnamon & clove prawns...fennel, roasted red pepper, and garlic couscous...Vims grilled flatbread...lemon & cilantro olives...and hot, naked Moroccan chicks

nothing welcomes in the Summer quite like an uncle Vim's Moroccan barbecue.

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ok...so why didn't anyone come over and beat my ass for having that ultra-gay profile pic when I joined this site?!?!



what...a...dork.

anyone wanna trade lunches today?

I'm tired of raw veggies and meat cookies.

never...ever...EVER...E V E R...feed your dog yogurt.

....believe me...your carpet will thank you...as will your laundry you left on the floor, the book you're currently reading, your Egyptian cotton sheets, your kitchen tile floor, your lawn, your garden, your patio, your entry hall...

honey, we're gonna need more Febreze.

It all started around the middle of March, when it seemed the rain had
decided to stay forever. I think what we noticed first was the sudden
absence of birds, which lent an eerie silence to the trees. The
neighborhood cats were next, all of them. Something had eaten them alive,
leaving nothing but bits of fur and bone. We all thought that maybe a...
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