vim

sometimes i think i would greatly benefit from having my own, permanent little vim-midget on my shoulders who would aid me in all my critical decision making...


please don't ask what she looked like....it pains me too fiercely to remember.

habanero, grilled pineapple and brie quesadillas....Santa Fe grilled chicken salad with black beans, roasted corn and a chipotle lime dressing....marinated, grilled lamb tacos, served with a pomegranate reduction and a warm roma tomato salsa....the perfect meal to share with my Puerto Rican twins....





too bad i shared it with a bunch o' dudes.

last night i dreamt of Vanna White again...big 80's hair, and a perfect ass...she whispered softly to me "pick a letter", and then smiled when i gave her the D...

miss me?...do you wanna kiss me?

If you want money in your pocket
and a top hat on your head
a hot meal on your table
and a blanket on your bed
well today is grey skies
tomorrow is tears
you'll have to wait til yesterday is here
well I'm going to New York City
and I'm leaving on a train
and if you want to stay behind and
wait til...
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vimian the simian swam all the way to france.
cuz that big ol' hairy monkey
had always wanted to dance,
the moulin rouge, under all those lights,
the glamour, the glitter, the fishnet tights.
so he danced all night, 'til his legs said no more,
and with one last pirouette, he fell to the floor
the boss said "get up, i don't care if you're...
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porn star lips and highschool tits
soakin wet and smellin like chlorine
forgot her bikini and drank too much wine
and i thought tonight would be boring

last night i dreamt of Red Riding Hood...in a black leather corset and wolfskin boots...red cape on the ground at her feet...and i...hungry, panting, and drooling...was the wolf whom she swiftly devoured...muscles, organs, bones, and fur...all of me, inside of her.

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what is best in life eh?

sunshine...open ocean...6 to 8ft swells...a case of molson canadian...and a 14ft, 600lb blue shark at the end of your line eh.