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so these two naked chicks were wrestling on my bed the other night...pinching...biting...teasing...when the curvier of the two says to me: "matty you should take some pictures!!"...to which i jokingly replied..."but baby, i don't have a wide-angle lense."...

listen...no matter how much you adore a big, juicy ass...never let a woman know that she has one....I don't care how you phrase it.

confused
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stacie:
very true. and that is coming from a girl with a big ass wink
neelyohara:
Dude? You said that? shocked
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always give wayward friends a second chance...life is far too short to burn such bridges, and a rekindled friendship, is like a bandaid for the soul...

can you feel the Love people?



....she's all around us.

smile
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pureblu12225:
yea its a sentence a rissa one wink
scopitone6248:
You speak The Truth.
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there are many things that comprise that which is always the perfect dinner at Taverna di Santi...the varioius bruschetta for example, the insalata caprese, the fazzoleti, the carpaccio, the timbale di riso, the pollo agrodolce, the homemade, daily fresh pastas, their amazing selection of borolo and barbaresco...but it doesn't all really meld into perfection until Franscesca, the pastry chef herself, comes out to serve us...
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user8935778:
mmm i had the most amazing sea bass the other day you would have lovedddddddd.

anyhow.. ill be the stoner.. you bring the boner.. and we'll take care of each other. we can play "Doctor". woohoo!
sakita:
to whom it may concern:
Vim is one of the sweetest peoples ever.

yours sincerely

elizabeth(sakita)
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there is a point...shortly after magically wild, speed-pole sex...where you will be in the bathroom...fixing yourself up, composing yourself for whats left of the day....and if She then comes in...while you're at the mirror moisturizing , or flexing or whatever....and She plops right down to set loose the mighty corn-backed rattler...then THAT, my good friends...is true Love...pure, selfless, trusting, undying, true Love.

so when i...
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pureblu12225:
after much bitchin the cat pee problem is no more ehhaha poor thing got its nuts chopped
user209834982:
speed-pole sex.. dont think ive heard that one before.. miao!!
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DUDE...have you guys seen that movie 21 Grams??....i didn't realize that it was also 21 hours long....and required 21 weeks of intensive prozac therapy post-viewing....HOLY CRAP!!!

on the other hand, Naomi Watts does have one sweet set o' shirt potatoes.

eeek
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xxanastasiaxx:
haven't seen it. Not sure if I want to now.. confused
rojo:
yep, watched it 3 times and still didn't finish it. i couldn't bring myself to put it in the dvd player a 4th time. i guess i'll just have to assume that it ended all fucked up. i figure that's a good guess.

i did the new profile pic, btw.
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at the innocent age of 17, Marina the ballerina, while riding my pimply teen-aged face as if it were Sea-Biscuit himself...could fold herself over backwards in half, and start hummin' the D like a seasoned porn star...she's 28 now, and in her sexual prime...

I can only imagine...what sweet, glorious debauchery, lies behind her husband's contented, wry smile.

ahh sweet memory.
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stacie:
i adore you. thank you for that super sweet testimonial kiss

pureblu12225:
Oooop...
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koleeta:
wow those flowers are crazy-like! hmm...you really got around as a child, dintcha?
nimhly:
you make me mooshy.

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holymackerel:
*l* dude i was in a bad mood till i saw that pic..
you da man
mrzablowdowski:
breaking wind... breaking hearts... looks like a gas...
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Ritz-Carlton, San Francisco until Friday....please join me in my suite for the Playboy afterparty at 4am Thursday morning for vodka, caviar, smoked sturgeon....and umm...shit....what else...ummm....uhhh...OH YEAH, PLAYMATES!!! WOO-HOO!!!
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bombshellbetty:
Until Friday? Where are you going on Friday? Don't you know that I have a performance on Friday? Come see me (and a bunch of my dance students) shake it!

*smooch*
azrael_abyss:
*shakes fist* damn you! I want Playmates!!! mad no fair.
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Vim's overinght sooper-dooper-pooper weight loss plan!!!

1. go to a nice deli late in the day just before they close.

2. pick things out of the glass cabinet that should be made fresh and eaten right away, like marinated veggie salad, grilled, marinated chicken breasts, smoked salmon....etc...

3. eat dinner and watch a scary movie.

4. go to bed feeling strange and then shit liquid...
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minsc_and_boo:
i don't feel so good skull
obsidity:
wow ! That sounds great!
puke

can't I just eat a tapeworm or something?