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Vimian's on brief sabbatical...


stay radical.




now tell me you love me forever.

yesterday afternoon, while playfully swimming buck-ass nekkid with Carrie Lynn and Tammi, i happened to notice 2 neighborhood kids peering over the fence with eyes and mouths agape....

so listen...if you happen to start seeing voyeuristic vimmy pics or video, on the news or at your local video store, just remember one thing ok?....that pool was fucking FREEZING!!!!!!

Summer is over...

no more half-shirts, mini-skirts, or my cute little linen capris...



back to my leg hair, pink wool trousers, and pastel cardigans.

i awoke this morning with a fishy, salt-kissed tongue....it reminded me of my trips to Khabarovsk, Siberia....of the Amur river....of Alicia and Ann....and the subtle differences in the way the osetra tasted when licked from one or the others perfect breasts.....there is no better way to salt caviar

hey i see you brought your bikini?....ummm, i'm sorry, but i've spent a lot of time and money working on the water chemistry in this hot tub to the point where i now have a perfect pH and total alkalinity, so i just can't allow any material in the hot tub thats been washed with laundry detergent as it would ruin that balance, so i'm...
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Uncle Vim's El Gallo Rojo Grande....a dish of succulent slow cooked chicken...in a rich, hearty, all roasted salsa...comprised of onions, garlic, heirloom and cherry tomatoes...chipotle, habanero, red serrano, jalapeno, cayenne, paprika, black hungarian, and pequin chiles....gently spooned together all cozy into Vimalina's famous homemade flour torts......

easliy the second best way to make a woman sweat.



bon weekend!!

i normally savor the sweet, flowery smell of my own farts...don't we all...but not today baby....not today.....if you ever, uncontrollably set loose a curry-infused-ass-bomb while in the midst of conversation with two luscious beauties.....then my dear friend, its time to rethink your habitual consumption of Indian food.

Tess set her martini down on my brand spankin' new redwood deck yesterday...anyhoo, the sweltering, demon sun glared through the spherical base of the martini glass and CAUGHT MY BRAND FUCKING NEW REDWOOD DECK ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....ON.....FIRE!!!!!!!



oh don't worry...she got a top-notch, full-swing, power-spanking...skirt up/knickers down.



beach house 'til tuesday.....everyone have a safe and wonderful weekend.

ok kiddos...please remember to always check your pockets before jumping into the pool with your clothes on.....i don't care if there were chicks in the pool...i don't care if they we're playing pool volleyball.....i don't care if they were topless...

trust me...your wallet, pager, and phone will thank me later.