best wishes to you and all your pink parts this holiday season.
love,
vim
love,
vim
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metaleric:
_luke:
\m/ 
\m/;
\m/;
so whats the dillee-oh with you girls anyways?....how come i gotta pick just one...
...when i wanna love you all?
...when i wanna love you all?
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stacie:
ah, vim!
mrzablowdowski:
I'm considering a community college course in hareem management.
diligence.
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reacher:
Happy thanksgiving to you and yours big fella.
silencenoir:
happy turkey day to you 
alien anal probe...anal agony...anal angst...analize this...ass blaster...ass in antarctica...ass in hell...ass in space...ass in the tub...ass reaper...blow it out your ass...weapon of ass destruction...butt pucker...butt twister...butt blaster...butt-plug relief...rectal rocket fuel...rectum ripper...fiery fart...flaming fart...sir fartalot's...wet fart XXX...colon blow...colon cleaner...etcetera etcetera etcetera
now i LOVE the hot sauce/fiery foods industry...but why god WHY...do they somehow think their target consumer market is 12 year old boys??...ASS REAPER?!?!...c'mon now!!!...
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now i LOVE the hot sauce/fiery foods industry...but why god WHY...do they somehow think their target consumer market is 12 year old boys??...ASS REAPER?!?!...c'mon now!!!...
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mrzablowdowski:
psst... the weapons of ass destruction... are deep in the secret bunker
don't get me wrong k...i love opera...i love Wagner...and i love Der Fliegende Hollander, Wagner's rendition of the legend about a man sentenced by Satan to sail the seas of the world for all eternity...but i'm glad that suckers only 2 1/2 hours yo, cuz i just couldn't take a bunch of fat dudes singin' about seamen for much longer.
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gekkeiju23:
*snicker*
you said seamen.
you said seamen.
user209834982:
you love opera? thats interesting. 
where am i ?
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beaky:
where the beejesus are ya man?
jasonxstar:
hey my band is playing a show wednesday night at the last day,you should come!
i'm dancing all crazy in my office with the door closed right now wearing nothing but a sombrero and pink stiletto heels...
because today, we're teaching people, how to KNOCK!!!
because today, we're teaching people, how to KNOCK!!!
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pureblu12225:
there ya go 
gone fishin'
kisses on all your pink parts,
vimmy
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stacie:
hope you caught something good 
siv:
my gramma used to take me fishing when i was a wee lass wearing Pull-Ups.
ummm....does anyone happen to know, how long after eating an entire Costco bag of Oreos in one sitting, am i gonna be pooing rock-solid, black turds every 20 minutes...like charcoal fucking briquettes?!?!
anyhoo....wanna come over tonight?....i'm havin' a POO-B-QUE!!!
anyhoo....wanna come over tonight?....i'm havin' a POO-B-QUE!!!
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mrzablowdowski:
A valued commodity. In the turd world.
I'm digging the dung beetle.
I'm digging the dung beetle.
scopitone6248:
You should wash it down with Newcastle or Guinness.
Youll be up to your cookie crumb covered neck in TAR SHITS!!
Youll be up to your cookie crumb covered neck in TAR SHITS!!
strange how the same people i used to do keg-stands with....and six-foot bong loads...and duct tape kids to flagpoles...and smoke weed out of tin-cans...are the same peolpe here now....enjoying their chardonnnay, sauv-blanc, and chichi appetizers...all the while a careful eye on the kid...or soon to be kids....and as i ponder this, i hear myself asking...."hey hon, where's the 25 year balsalmic"
so i beg you...if...
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so i beg you...if...
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koleeta:
I'll stand on a chair and pour beer into the bong...but I don't think I could hold your ankles...although you could try holding mine
jadedcoca:
wow! you umm...*clears throat*..."big" boy! jees...the gym must be paying off huh!