vim's SuicideGirls Blog

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so what's so gross about pinky mice anyway...it's not like they're crunchy or anything...kinda soft actually, like little gnocchis...and they kinda just taste like blood.

beaky:

Happy Vday

Feb 14, 2005

devilman40k:

But are they a good source of protien?

Feb 14, 2005

11 years later, she still looked the same...timeless grace...still beautiful, still that hint of a smile like she knows what you're thinking...i wanted to lean down and kiss her...her sweet face, so full of life...even in death.

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siv:

CORSAGE sounds like a Spanish Shiatzu. MOMMA LIKE!

Now i'm going.

Feb 11, 2005

kasha:

Feb 13, 2005

worst...

update...

EVER!!!!

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stubertmcfly:

nah... you had one that was worse. i have blocked it from my memory but i know it was put out there.

Feb 9, 2005

reacher:

You have till summer, eh? I have less. What's the deal with everyone picking on the bodybuilders man?

Well, hopefully you'll be able to find another gig in your area - being in Santa Rosa means there are tons of opportunities around. Me, I will have to move away as there are no other comparable employers in this area.

Feb 10, 2005

what should i be when i grow up?

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stubertmcfly:

thanks man. hope all is well out there.

Feb 8, 2005

lesleyslenning:

a lesbian.

Feb 8, 2005

i just drove around for two whole hours not realizing that there was a huge sign taped to my passenger side door that read: "I HAVE A SMALL PENIS, PLEASE HELP!!!"

i have the best friends in the world.

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koleeta:

ha ha...I wish I had a small penis.

wait...what?

Jan 25, 2005

lesleyslenning:

ahhhaaaaaaa! that is funny shit!!!

hey, i need you to send me a note and tell me what email address you use for netflix so i can add you to my friends list....then you can see what movies i rent and you can make fun of me

Jan 25, 2005

Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys. If he counted them up as he ought to, he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it.

- Fyodor Dostoyevsky

try to remember that when you watch or read the news these days.

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nimhly:

Your fly is down, my love.

Jan 14, 2005

nimhly:

oooooooo you know it! that's fantastic i've been looking for it forever! People give me that blank stare when i ask......

Jan 14, 2005

porn-star lips, and pin-up hips...
sweat, like melted peach icecream...
forgot her bikini, and drank 3 martinis...
and i thought last night would be boring.

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