I wonder if she still dreams of me...as I dream of her.
I hate nightmares.
I hate nightmares.
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one thing that's difficult about living with two girls....is that you get two times as busted for peeing on two toilet seats.
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cat:
Jesus, I'm blushing very deeply now... 
reacher:
Your new profile pic is scaring me a lil Vimmy. Stop it, will ya? 
barbeque out by the pool...still winter-pale skin welcoming in the Spring sunshine...the intoxicating smell of charcoal smoke and chlorine...sipping sauv blanc over grilled Mediterranean flatbread...topped with grilled red onions, roma tomatoes, red bell peppers, eggplant....molten feta cheese, chopped fresh garlic, kalamata olives, and fresh oregano.....drizzled with fresh, ice-cold tzatziki.
better than Christmas, is the first bikini friendly weekend of the year....
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better than Christmas, is the first bikini friendly weekend of the year....
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mrzablowdowski:
Reading your journal. Why does my mouth water?
What should i be when i grow up? I've been working on that question.
Bigger.
What should i be when i grow up? I've been working on that question.
Bigger.
freckle:
i want a pink corsage!!! i :heart pink and corsages and vims.
we embraced...and as I took in the sweet smell of her long, black hair...I took in a couple actual hairs via the left nostril...and as I pulled away, straining not to sneeze...a slimy sheath of boog remained....she looked longingly into my eyes...boog danglin from her silky black locks...and I almost peed my pants.
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stubertmcfly:
too bad you didn't befoul your dockers... that would have gotten you double points in the excretion challenge!
minsc_and_boo:
nice to see some things havent changed
we were getting ready to take out the girls...he asked me how I liked his new suit...I said "sweet dude, who is it?"..."Alfani" he replied....and then: "pffft, the Macy's brand?" had I said that out loud? What's my problem?!...I regarded myself in the mirror...and realized I was plucking my unibrow...then, I realized there was still mudmask residue by my ear that hadn't rinsed off...and THEN...
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stacie:
You are absurd!! I love it!
Boxers give lines?? I had no idea.. i thought only women had to worry about that panty line bullshit!
Boxers give lines?? I had no idea.. i thought only women had to worry about that panty line bullshit!
timothy1:
Honored by your welcoming mad man. I'll be talking to ya.
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the blue sea was calm...the sails danced softly in the warm breath of the caribbean...she laid there beautiful, taking it all in...her soft, tan skin glistening with sweat that tastes like melted icecream...I could scarcely pry my eyes from her body....she felt my stare and looked up...she smiled her demoness smile and stood up, walked gracefully to the side of the boat, and standing there...with...
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amitabha:
the monkeys are pretty fucking creepy.
But Teddy stares into my window.. in fact... he's looking at me right now.
But Teddy stares into my window.. in fact... he's looking at me right now.
fatdavid8:
Thank you for the birthday congratulations and wishes of happiness. They were very much appreciated. I can't help but notice, however, that apparently no one took me up on my offer of a few of my pounds here and there as I am still, so far as I and a $20.00 scale are able to determine, fat. Perhaps next year. 
Do not Og gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
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obsidity:
I love the people trying to have a polite, flirty conversation in the front of that picture.
I normally hate rain like this, but today for some reason, it was nostalgic. I chose to go off to boarding school for highschool (don't worry it was co-ed). Anyway, my dormroom looked out on the 18th tee of one of the most beautiful golf courses on the planet. During the rainy season, on days like this when torrential rain seems like it will fall...
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lesleyslenning:
i could have used a boat to get to work today.
metaleric:
I'll take the rain over this damn snow any day.
never take someone up on a free waxing...i don't care how cute she is.
trust me...your yuck-luggage will thank you.
trust me...your yuck-luggage will thank you.
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stacie:
waxing sucks ass. i had it done on the girl part once and i almost ripped the eyes out of the woman's head. really.
beaky:
Thanks for the birthday wishes 
BE
MINE
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azrael_abyss:
you got it buddy. *flexes*
stubertmcfly:
you can't tell me what to do!
your comment in my journal I mean.
as for your journal, dreams are a curse.