so I did the ol' Saran wrap on the toilet routine the other night in hopes to get Carrie Lynn when she woke up Friday morning....instead however, I woke up in the middle of the night, trudged like a zombie to the bathroom, and ricochet-pissed all over myself.

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mle:
rad.

thenewmexican:
SSCCOOOOORRREEEE!!!!!!!!! that was the best thing i've read all day brother. wow.
